Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[The Prophet]

It's one of those rumours that I know is completely untrue, but I really, really want it to be.

[duo]

Manager with the worst defensive record with a team who are struggling to defend. Please be true 

[Wallsendmag]

This account has nearly 400k followers. It's building. Come in Ange your time is now.

 

 

[Coffee_Johnny]

22 hours ago, Izakaya said:

inderdimensional visionquest. 

… I’m adding this to my Xmas list. (All the other kids have got one, Mam). 

[Groundhog63]

Did I read somewhere Ekitike is knacked? 

[Joe1984]

On 27/11/2025 at 09:05, r0cafella said:

Hope referees are taking notes of Liverpool's players intent to smash people. 

 Doubtful.

 

Van Dick does it often and its allowed...

[Andy84]

Hope he stays tbh, suspected for a while he’s a bit of a fraud. Long may it continue, he doesn’t seem

to have any clue how to arrest the slide 

[Joe1984]

Just now, Andy84 said:

Hope he stays tbh, suspected for a while he’s a bit of a fraud. Long may it continue, he doesn’t seem

to have any clue how to arrest the slide 

Slott? Isak?

 

Ah.  Both! 🤣

[SteV]

8 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Did I read somewhere Ekitike is knacked? 

Went off with a hamstring problem. Slot said yesterday it wasn’t that bad, but still sounds like he’ll miss at least the next 2 or 3.

[Benwell Lad]

Wonder if half the cheeky lovable scouse chappies will now desert them like they did when things went badly under Roy Hodgson.

[The Butcher]

They'll probably have to spend an absolute shitload on their defence over the next few years. Konaté looks shaky at best and has 6 months left on his deal. VVD is getting on and is clearly declining. They're fullbacks aren't very good.

 

Don't think their midfield is owt special either. Salah looks poor. Ekitike looks brilliant imo, but him and Isak competing for the same spot will end in tears. Hopefully.

 

Heh.

[Kimbo]

46 minutes ago, Wallsendmag said:

This account has nearly 400k followers. It's building. Come in Ange your time is now.

 

 

They forgot to add #YNWA

[AyeDubbleYoo]

19 hours ago, Fak said:

There's absolutely no way they're going for Ange man.

 

Even imaging it is hilarious though. 

 

The guy could set a record for a number of failed managerial jobs in a 12-month period. 

[Kimbo]

It’s amazing how badly their defence has fallen apart. They actually improved defensively when Slot came in last season, and Konate was one of the best in the league.

[Unlucky Luque]

With Ange they'd win every game 8-7

[ianbeany]

2 hours ago, Jewel said:

That's got to be a wind-up, surely?

 

It's not a wind-up, but the source is TEAMTALK so almost certainly a load of bollocks

[Joe1984]

17 minutes ago, ianbeany said:

 

It's not a wind-up, but the source is TEAMTALK so almost certainly a load of bollocks

Yeah.

 

It'll be Bruce instead...

[mouldy_uk]

11 minutes ago, Joe1984 said:

Yeah.

 

It'll be Bruce instead...

[Skeletor]

3 hours ago, Wallsendmag said:

This account has nearly 400k followers. It's building. Come in Ange your time is now.

 

 

 

"The following tweet has been removed by the RAWK KGB after the poster mysteriously fell down some stairs and died in a clear suicide."

[Stottie]

On 27/11/2025 at 18:32, Andy84 said:

Carragher really has an issue with Salah doesn’t he 

If you watch the whole segment, Carragher actually says that Salah VVD and Alisson have been legends who've carried Liverpool and that its now time for the others to step up. Carragher said that Salah's legs have gone, but I think there is more to it than that. After Trent, the other big supply line to Salah last season was Szobo, who Slot or whoever thought was disposable enough to move to accommodate Wirtz. Without Szobo (and Diaz) working the high press, Gravenberch also doesn't look like much of a DM any more.

 

fwiw, I don't recommend watching the segment because Carragher started it with a god awful myth making session of "we're unique among European clubs" and then "we have never sacked a league winning manager... never!". For context, they did show Roy Hodgson the door, and they've only won the league twice in the past thirty years, so haven't had many league winning managers to sack in the trigger-happy Premier League era. It is irrelevant whether Liverpool didn't sack a First Division winning manager, because managers didn't get fired anything like as often back then. They could be hopeless and get the whole season. Take backhanders, be alcoholics, shag the players' wives, you name it.

[Guybrush]

Is it true the man (Isak) has a malformed groin? 

 

Can't seem to go anywhere in town without people spouting the conspiracy that we knew all along and were right to get rid when we did. 

[Smal]

I really want the thing where he has actually decided to live as a woman to be true to be honest. Go off, queen!

[Shearergol]

4 hours ago, The Butcher said:

They'll probably have to spend an absolute shitload on their defence over the next few years. Konaté looks shaky at best and has 6 months left on his deal. VVD is getting on and is clearly declining. They're fullbacks aren't very good.

 

Don't think their midfield is owt special either. Salah looks poor. Ekitike looks brilliant imo, but him and Isak competing for the same spot will end in tears. Hopefully.

 

Heh.

 

Their midfield would be class if they stopped playing their best one at right back.

[andycap]

The problem slot has is he keeps changing his team every game in terms of the fullbacks and centre mids. Joe Gomez and that Bradley should be playing right back but no he'd rather pick szoboslai there. Macallister has fallen off a cliff with form and fitness. I think I'd start endo in there and try and stop the rot. 

[GeordieDazzler]

Konates issue are partially his own form but also are the result of Salah just not even pretending to defend and them playing anyone but a recognised RB behind him.
 

Teams target that side and it works for them, you can be one of the best defenders going but if what’s ahead of you is a so weak you will make mistakes as you have twice as much to do.