Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[SteV]

Willing to call a temporary truce to hostilities for the evening.

 

Time to remember who you once were Alex son.

[Doc]

Nah, fuck him, hope he breaks his foot kicking a Dan Bollard in the first minute then Liverpool tonk them 8-0 myself.

[Hovagod]

One of their better players breaks his leg and gets a red 

[Doc]

Either is fine by me.

[TRC]

Xhaka red card tackle on Isak please

[Dokko]

They'll probably serenade him, maybe even have a banner for him. Sad cunts.

[gbandit]

Hope he leaves the pitch in several different bags 

[Dr Venkman]

2 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Hope he leaves the pitch in several different bags 

[GOTONEW]

32 minutes ago, Dokko said:

They'll probably serenade him, maybe even have a banner for him. Sad cunts.

Yep  It wouldn't even surprise me. 

[Colos Short and Curlies]

1 hour ago, TRC said:

Xhaka red card tackle on Isak please

 

Need it to be bad enough for a 3 match ban, no 2 yellows here please.

 

Just below the knee, standing foot

[Moose]

Eyes on the prize here folks. Isak may have etched his face on the NUFC Mt.Rushmore of cunts this summer but never forget who the true nemesis is!

 

I'd like to see:

•Isak serenaded by the mackems

•Isak hat-trick

•Xhaka inflicting a career ending injury on him

•Flights between Newcastle and Dublin suspended leaving the Liverpool fans stranded

 

Is that being too greedy?

[Mattoon]

1 hour ago, gbandit said:

Hope he leaves the pitch in several different bags 

 

[Elric]

Battle of Bramall Lane mk. II with more injuries, please. 

[El Prontonise]

1 hour ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

 

Need it to be bad enough for a 3 match ban, no 2 yellows here please.

 

Just below the knee, standing foot

 

2 yellows is fine, would mean 2 match ban including yellow card suspension.

[Lush Vlad]

5 minutes ago, El Prontonise said:

 

2 yellows is fine, would mean 2 match ban including yellow card suspension.

Not sure that’s right? The yellows cancel out no? So back to 4. Burn was on 3 at Brentford. Got two yellows and he is still on 3. 
 

Anyway. Isak was anonymous. Again. 

[El Prontonise]

1 minute ago, Lush Vlad said:

Not sure that’s right? The yellows cancel out no? So back to 4. Burn was on 3 at Brentford. Got two yellows and he is still on 3. 
 

Anyway. Isak was anonymous. Again. 

 

Ahh.

[Kid Icarus]

Experts are calling it the first recorded instance of a rat jumping on to a sinking ship.

[El Prontonise]

Just now, Kid Icarus said:

Experts are calling it the first recorded instance of a rat jumping on to a sinking ship.

 

[Geordie Ahmed]

62 mins gone and he's only completed 1 pass from 3 attempts 

[1964]

Let's hope he gets the pelters he deserves for this performance and gets hauled off soon so he can't put one in off his arse....

 

Ooh mackems 1-0

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Hes getting pulled off here 


Something he doesn't deserve 

[The Fountain]

If the mackems win this it'll probably be the least bothered I've ever been about them winning.

[Lush Vlad]

For all that he looks crap and uninterested. You could not come up with a system more unsuited to his strengths. Which makes it all the more baffling why they were so desperate to sign him. 

[Kid Icarus]

The funniest thing is that I turned it on about 10 minutes in, he got on the ball and the Sunderland fans booed him. I thought that was quite funny considering we despise the cunt, but what's even funnier is that's the last time that he was booed, because that's the last time he was on the ball. 

 

 

Edited December 3, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[Weznufc]

Has he actually broken these, every time he starts they are awful 😂😂.