Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Erikse]

1 hour ago, healthyaddiction said:

I did a quick Twitter search for "solidarity payment" which is what I remember it being called and this is what I got:
 

 

I also remember a tweet from a north east journalist saying that the hole £125m + £5m solidarity was nonsense from Liverpool's side and they paid us £130m. But I can't remember who and would have no idea how to search for that.

 

That's what was widely reported. That Liverpool paid £125m. On the loyalty bonus - that's basically money that we didn't need to pay him counting as income? I don't know how it works.

 

 

Edited December 22, 2025 by Erikse

[Jack14Bojangles]

Article from KICKER, Germany's leading sports magazine:

Isak faces months of absence – Will Liverpool bring back a forgotten star?

 

Alexander Isak's first season at Liverpool is threatening to turn into a disaster. Should he actually be sidelined for months, it would be an unexpected opportunity for a duo.

 

Whether Liverpool overpaid for Alexander Isak this summer will likely only be fully assessed in a few years. Looking solely at the current season, the most expensive player in Premier League history is a flop the likes of which the league has rarely seen.

 

In the first few months after his protracted strike in the summer, Isak was in such a deplorable physical state that manager Arne Slot could only use him sporadically. And when he did play, he was a poor imitation of the fearsome goalscorer Liverpool had known from Newcastle United.

 

And now, just as the Swede has gradually caught up physically, he's facing a lengthy spell on the sidelines. When he came on as a substitute to score Liverpool's second league goal – making it 2-0 in Saturday's 2-1 win against Tottenham Hotspur – he was tackled so badly by Micky van de Ven that he was unable to continue.

 

According to English media reports, Liverpool fear Isak has suffered a fracture in his left leg and will be sidelined for months. Even though the former Dortmund player isn't yet the game-changer he's expected to become, this would be a major blow for manager Slot – but also an unexpected opportunity for a duo.

 

Mohamed Salah could suddenly be needed again. The striker, currently at the Africa Cup of Nations, had sidelined himself with his public outburst of frustration, but would certainly be called upon more often by Slot should Isak be out for an extended period. While Liverpool are reportedly not considering a winter sale for the Egyptian, he is likely only interested in a future at Anfield if he isn't permanently relegated to the role of a substitute.

 

And even a player almost forgotten is suddenly being linked with the Reds again: Harvey Elliott, who, after an outstanding U-21 European Championship, was determined to become an established Premier League player and agreed to a loan to Aston Villa with an obligation to buy. However, he's so underutilized by Unai Emery that the purchase option isn't currently being considered – according to The Athletic, the 22-year-old forward would need to play ten matches to trigger it. So far, Elliott has only made three league appearances for the third-placed team, the last one in September. In recent weeks, he hasn't even been included in the squad.

 

Now there's speculation that Elliott could instead expand Slot's options. Villa would certainly not be averse to an early departure, and neither would Elliott. Especially since there's no other way out for him: because he was still playing for Liverpool at the start of the season, he's ineligible to play for any other club in 2025/26.

[GeordieToon]

Karmas a Bitch.

[Robster]

 

Title push 
Even the bots are up their arse.

[Sima]

 

[gbandit]

Which other clubs get that article? Maybe Arsenal and that’s about it 

[Jackie Broon]

Schadengeordie

[Dokko]

Shocked the media haven't suggested we loan them Woltemade for free until Isak is fit again. After all, it's our fault he's unfit and didn't have a pre season.

[Sima]

4 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Which other clubs get that article? Maybe Arsenal and that’s about it 

 

They even manage to get a moan in about Schar's tackle on Foden.

[Danh1]

20 minutes ago, Robster said:

 

Title push 
Even the bots are up their arse.

Aye without his 2 goals they’d be fucked 

[Choppy Chop Chop]

I have admit to having  a inkling of sympathy for our ex cup scoring forward. Pleased the injury was not caused by one of our players. 

[Fak]

Ultimate payback from Van de Ven after Isak put him on his head in the 4-0 here a couple seasons back. 

[The Fountain]

51 minutes ago, Robster said:

 

Title push 
Even the bots are up their arse.

In the same way Osula being out has scuppered ours 

[bobbydazzla]

Full circle chef’s kiss moment when Isak arrives at the hospital reception and signs in for the surgery to have his leg amputated and there’s one of Fender’s tunes blaring out of the speakers 

 

 

Edited December 22, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[SteV]

2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Full circle chef’s kiss moment when Isak arrives at the hospital reception and signs in for the surgery to have his leg amputated and there’s one of Fender’s tunes blaring out of the speakers 

 

 

 

Only to find out it’s been cancelled because the doctors are on strike.

[Robster]

Liverpool are on it already...

 

[BermyToon]

Hope he's not in too much physical pain, but really happy to see how bad a signing he has been for Liverpool. 

[toon25]

33 minutes ago, Robster said:

Liverpool are on it already...

 

 

They've briefed their media schills already revealing he's got a release clause. The cunts are already in full swing.

 

Can't even last 6 without tapping up a player.

[Scoot]

10 minutes ago, toon25 said:

 

They've briefed their media schills already revealing he's got a release clause. The cunts are already in full swing.

 

Can't even last 6 without tapping up a player.

 

Absolutely hate Sky as well.

 

So far up their arse its beyond cringe. 

 

"If Liverpool come in, he goes to Liverpool"

 

Fingers crossed he goes to City.

[bobbydazzla]

29 minutes ago, toon25 said:

 

They've briefed their media schills already revealing he's got a release clause. The cunts are already in full swing.

 

Can't even last 6 without tapping up a player.

 

If you know a player you're interested in has a release clause, why would you brief the media about the release clause and therefore alert every other club that there's a release clause.

 

If there's a release clause, the player doesn't need to agitate for a move. 

 

I'd have thought briefing journos / Twatter schills about release clauses is done by the players agent or the selling club, assuming they're a club that actually wants to sell.

 

 

 

 

Edited December 22, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[NG32]

25 minutes ago, Scoot said:

 

Absolutely hate Sky as well.

 

So far up their arse its beyond cringe. 

 

"If Liverpool come in, he goes to Liverpool"

 

Fingers crossed he goes to City.

Yeah, i find it hard to watch Sky Sports these, its basically the agreed top 6 and then the rest. If you sit with sky sports on in the morning to catch up on Sports news, most of the cycle is spent on the top 6. 

[Miggys First Goal]

It’s a well known fact that Semenyo only wants Liverpool.  

[midds]

I have no idea why people still sit and watch sky sports news, the buildup before a game or the guff after the game. There's little/no quality insight into the football itself - the only exception I'd make is when carragher is just analysing pieces of play on Monday nights. Maybe 10 mins of the whole thing is good and informative. Pretty much everything else they put out, across all their football output, is utter horseshit

[Dr.Spaceman]

They are absolute fucking scumbags. How they have the nerve to kick off about the Real Madrid and TAA transfer is beyond me.

[Dokko]

Semenyo going to the place where he was racially abused? Guess that means fuck all to you when Liverpool come calling.