Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[La Parka]

Lads gonna be crying into his salted licorice 

[midds]

Fantastic response if Hope's correct. It's a huge blow to not be able to play him and we'll suffer in the short term but a line needs to be drawn at some point. Sincerely hope he never kicks a ball for the next 35 months the little cunt

[gbandit]

Just now, madras said:

I shouldn't ask but........the other two ?

Not going to put others in the mud after the thread’s taken a turn for the better. Sunderland thread has some clues though 

[Shak]

@gbandit do you think I have a shot at Europe this year?

[La Parka]

Just now, James said:

Just take the £110m but before we do get a hypnotist or some Uri Geller type to fuck him up mentally

You the best, man. 

 

Never change James <3

 

 

[gbandit]

Just now, Shak said:

@gbandit do you think I have a shot at Europe this year?

Work on those penalties, but aye, you’ve got a shot 

[TheHoob]

5 minutes ago, sempuki said:

 

 

 

[Moose]

15 minutes ago, MagPar said:

The Sun are saying Liverpool will now offer 130. Its 20 short but I bet it will be accepted. 

 

This effectively end up being 100 because other clubs will significantly add ££££ onto any striker we bid for.

 

Cheers Alex I$ak

 

 

 

 

Good news Liverpool fans, your club is preparing a fresh Isak bid!

 

The bad news? According to The Sun!

[madras]

7 minutes ago, Dyeyzzon said:

Just seen the "statement". What a stupid kid. 

Im willing to bet he didn't write it. It's officially from him but not his.

[Pandamninator]

3 minutes ago, RobsonsWonderland said:

Staying or playing is a massive difference.

 

He will play.  They always do.  Liverpool won't be back if he takes a year off, and anyone who does will low ball him on salary as he's damaged goods.

[KaKa]

7 minutes ago, sempuki said:

 

 

Perfect.

 

Now get out there and figure out how to get two strikers in and don't fucking re-integrate this punk.

 

Let him sit till next summer. And then we can ship him out then.

[The Prophet]

6 minutes ago, gdm said:

Liverpool kept Suarez after Arsenal activated the release clause (fuck knows how) they should know that Newcastle must do the same 

 

 

[The College Dropout]

1 minute ago, Unbelievable said:

I think what Isak and his agent would have demanded would have been closer to 5m on top of his current wage, probably a release clause of some type and certainly no extension. Sorry, but I think the suggestion or even promise by Staveley (supposedly) that a contract improvement was due that summer, not even two years into a six year contract, was a big mistake considering we ended up having to sell Anderson and Minteh that summer to prevent a points deduction. We clearly had very little room to manoeuvre, so if indeed Mitchell postponed those discussions for financial/PSR reasons that seems entirely reasonable to me considering the four additional years Isak already had to go on his current deal. Maybe the delivery/explanation was wrong and set the stage for this whole ordeal, but I’m more skeptical about promising the new deal than on postponing it at that stage.

It’s all he say she say now. 
 

But any agreement, would at least have been a written agreement from last year. That’s a better position than we are now in. With so long left on his contract, a then willing signee, I don’t see why we would agree to a low release clause and no contract extension. We use the leverage we have. You’ve got so many years left, we are doubling your wage, we’ll add only 1 extra year and a fair release clause befitting a player of year calibre with 3-5 years left.  
 

Again, I used the Palmer example.  New contract within 12 months of signing a 7+1 year deal. He signed for a further 9 years. You pay him his worth. 
 

You can’t convince me our PSR position is so perilous we couldn’t give our best player a new contract. If it’s so bad we should sell him anyway and rebuild. 

[gdm]

Ffs I wanna go to bed 

[RobsonsWonderland]

Can I ask someone with AI skills to make a photo of Isak sharing "his truth" with Oprah and Harry.

[NSG]

Jacobs saying club statement is coming.

[Moose]

8 minutes ago, sempuki said:

 

 

Best find yourself a new agent lad.

 

Oh, and a PR team who won't tank your career with one statement.

 

 

Edited August 19, 2025 by Moose

[bobbydazzla]

[La Parka]

FFS I'm tired but this is absolute cinema 

[Memphis]

You’re going to hear the most aggressive “Alex is still a Newcastle player” through gritted teeth from Eddie Howe on Friday. 

[Shak]

I would desperately love for the FMV rules to disappear, we sign a fuck off deal and can afford huge recruitment, big new deals for our top players and can just afford to keep this lad in a one man bomb squad for three years.

 

Too much to ask?

[JT24]

1 minute ago, gdm said:

Ffs I wanna go to bed 

Imminent some might say. 

[The College Dropout]

Just now, KaKa said:

 

Perfect.

 

Now get out there and figure out how to get two strikers in and don't fucking re-integrate this punk.

 

Let him sit till next summer. And then we can ship him out then.

Nah. 
 

Keep him. Get 1 in. Get him back in the squad and contributing so he can be sold for good value next season. 
 

I expect PIF to remain level headed.  

[LiquidAK]

1 minute ago, RobsonsWonderland said:

AI

 

1 minute ago, RobsonsWonderland said:

skills

 

Pick one

[The Prophet]

Just now, JT24 said:

Imminent some might say.