Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Keegans Export]

3 minutes ago, Ben said:

 

That's up to the people running the club to sort, sponsor the fuck out of everything 

Exactly.

 

Take the whole "sell the women's team" for example. That isn't really an option currently, at least not a particularly lucrative one. But with a bit of foresight we could have pumped money into ours - no PSR restrictions in women's football remember - to increase it's value to then sell to ourselves. 

 

We don't even need to do all of it at once, just keep pumping money into it, increasing the value and selling 10% or so every time we need a boost.

[Groundhog63]

8 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

How ? 

You just type it out on a keyboard. Easy as that 😉

[Bimpy474]

Just now, gdm said:

Ahh cheers. Heard him on talksport years ago. Good to put face to the name.

 

so essentially if we sell Isak to Liverpool it’s because we want to 

 

Yep, we don't have to with the length left on his contract. We hold all the cards in the deal, that really is the long and short of it. 

I suppose if Isak refuses to play, maybe that changes things, but i don't think he'll do that.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just now, Groundhog63 said:

You just type it out on a keyboard. Easy as that 😉

Precisely

[TK-421]

15 minutes ago, gdm said:

Dunno who you are but well said 

 

That didn't go to plan, Sky presenter starting with 'is it inevitable that Isak wont be a Newcastle player by the end of the window', for this guy to explain why he might actually still be.

 

Sky narrative desperate for Isak to Liverpool.

[Sibierski]

So another day, and nothing more has moved seemingly. 

[Kanj]

8 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

 

That didn't go to plan, Sky presenter starting with 'is it inevitable that Isak wont be a Newcastle player by the end of the window', for this guy to explain why he might actually still be.

 

Sky narrative desperate for Isak to Liverpool.

 

the guy was so chill in his explanation,  love him

[midds]

9 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

 

That didn't go to plan, Sky presenter starting with 'is it inevitable that Isak wont be a Newcastle player by the end of the window', for this guy to explain why he might actually still be.

 

Sky narrative desperate for Isak to Liverpool.

That's their entire MO though isn't it? 

 

Liverpool to sign Isak is far more interesting/engaging than Isak to stay where he is. One is an actual news event whereas the other is just maintaining the current situation. They're a 24h news outlet, they need to report on things that could/may/will/possibly happen and Isak to Liverpool would be a huge transfer in the history of the sport, of course they've going to hammer it, they've got nothing else to offer in July

[Mike]

He doesn't have that clause in his contract because he wasn't worth that when he came here. He seems to have forgotten that shit.

[duo]

33 minutes ago, gdm said:

Dunno who you are but well said 

I think he's an agent or ex agent- looks familiar 

[midds]

I know it's a bit Walter Mitty but I'd honestly rinse the cunts for as much as I could while I could. Dynamic pricing shit:

 

Before season starts £160m

Before window closes £175m

Jan 26 window £180m

Summer 26 window £200m

Jan 27 £140m

Summer 27 £90m

Jan 28 £30m

 

Or something like that. Let's see how much Isak wants Liverpool and vice versa, fuck him, contracts work 2 ways

[TK-421]

4 minutes ago, duo said:

I think he's an agent or ex agent- looks familiar 

One things for sure, he wont be invited back on the transfer show if he's gonna go off script. 

Dharmesh looking at his notes thinking "he's not saying what he's supposed to??!!" 

 

 

Edited July 28, 2025 by TK-421

[Robster]

Dynamic pricing
Loving that idea

[Kanj]

Unless we have a ready made top striker we're signing in the door, signed pictured etc. you do not entertain a sale at all. In fact you work on every other deal imaginable until they cough up the money. Otherwise you tell Richard Hughes, former teammate and I'm sure friend of Eddie and JT to FUCK CLEAN OFF. Cuntish behavior. 

[sushimonster85]

14 minutes ago, Sibierski said:

So another day, and nothing more has moved seemingly. 

 

We remain in the odd position of the 'bidding' club waiting for the 'selling' club to come, hat in hand, and ask them for a bid. 

[Andy84]

Liked that Clip. ISN’T it INEVITABLE Isak will leave? “No” 

[midds]

1 minute ago, Robster said:

Dynamic pricing
Loving that idea

The just as they're getting close to the number suddenly move the goalposts and ask for an extra 10%, fuck them. Fight fire with fire, match the energy they're giving off

[gbandit]

For a player they desperately don’t want to sell

[Jaqen]

7 minutes ago, midds said:

I know it's a bit Walter Mitty but I'd honestly rinse the cunts for as much as I could while I could. Dynamic pricing shit:

 

Before season starts £160m

Before window closes £175m

Jan 26 window £180m

Summer 26 window £200m

Jan 27 £140m

Summer 27 £90m

Jan 28 £30m

 

Or something like that. Let's see how much Isak wants Liverpool and vice versa, fuck him, contracts work 2 ways

 

£160m for me, price rising £1m everyday until the window closes. 

 

Take as long as you want to 'prepare' your bid but the price is rising all the time. 

[gdm]

That gimp Romano reckons it’s 60% likely he goes to Liverpool 

[gbandit]

Just now, gdm said:

That gimp Romano reckons it’s 60% likely he goes to Liverpool 

As if he has a clue, fucking clown of a person who makes a living out of being a sycophant 

[AmericanLooneyToon]

60% lol such a cowardly non-answer... Just say you don't know and leave it at that.

[gdm]

I’d love us to sign Sesko then string them along and say nah not for sale. 

[Ben]

It's probably more like 1% Newcastle hold all the cards Isak and Liverpool can complain all they like but he's here for the next 3 years 

[thomas]

 for our collective mental health this needs to get resolved either way before the end of the week, stay or go.