Slim Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 I'd let him play keepy uppy with my testicles and I'd bet it'd feel mint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, mikejaxer said: £63m was an absolute bargain He’s worth £100m already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 1 minute ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: I'd let him play keepy uppy with my testicles and I'd bet it'd feel mint. Okay, time to calm it down guys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Displayname Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Slim said: People who believe that quote doesn`t know Zlatan lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Slim said: Ah man, I forgot about this! Zlatan did us a solid man. Sheesh. Top man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Twitter genuinely laughed at us for paying £63m for Isak, I'm glad I set a reminder on that tweet for May. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Maximin Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 I know it feels stupid he doesn’t get an assist, but it’s like not giving a striker a deflected goal when he’s gone on an amazing run but his shot is off target. Understandable. But it doesn’t make it any less brilliant. Absolutely immoral stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo2 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 He's only 23, mental to think his prime could be a few years away yet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Isak had twenty minutes of orgasmic football, everything he did was world class!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 12 minutes ago, Heron said: The glorious gazelle, running rampant through the tall Everton grass, skipping gallantly as he leaves the other animals in his dust, gleefully maneuvering like a soft whisper in the wind and issuing the sucker punch into the ground of Goodison. Traversing through terrified toffees on not-so transient terrains he traveled, tricked and then chipped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 I know its been posted but this needs to be pinned to the top of the forum for weeks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 21 minutes ago, Wolfcastle said: He's so good I'm embarrassed to have him. Like we skipped the build and got a galactico. Wat a f*cking player. A beautiful watch before you even get to the productivity. It is too satisfying having him man, while everyone else was fumbling around second guessing because of one season's goal record. He was right there for everyone else to grab, same as it was with Bruno. I love what the recruitment team is doing and we just need to continue in this same manner. Lets keep getting these types that can really make their name at Newcastle as elite footballers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mattoon said: Twitter genuinely laughed at us for paying £63m for Isak, I'm glad I set a reminder on that tweet for May. Twitter's full of incel Musk fanboys Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 As if he doesn’t get given the assist for that ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 His acceleration is ridiculous, he just puts the burners on and glides past people with close control and precision. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 5 minutes ago, geordie_b said: I know its been posted but this needs to be pinned to the top of the forum for weeks Ian Darke sounds like he wants to put a pistol in his mouth and pull the trigger. Imagine being paid to watch that live and sounding so down about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Just watching GS and someone said he’s literally a cure for erectile dysfunction, couldn’t put it better myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 I dream of a day with a starting 11 of Isak level players. That dream could come true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Alexander, your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over again into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 He's a cross between Henry and Beardsley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoricGinola Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Bona fide baller Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 If can avoid major injuries he’s really going right to the very top. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 What a player. He makes everything look effortless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, KaKa said: It is too satisfying having him man, while everyone else was fumbling around second guessing because of one season's goal record. He was right there for everyone else to grab, same as it was with Bruno. I love what the recruitment team is doing and we just need to continue in this same manner. Lets keep getting these types that can really make their name at Newcastle as elite footballers. That season of "failure" has probably landed us one of the world's biggest talents of the coming era. It's like all the years of pain under Mike Ashley were forging us for this. We'd never have been able to buy him at any other time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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