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6 minutes ago, gdm said:

 

How does that sit with the “World’s Most Ethical Fans”? Doubt they’d be fans of multi club ownership.

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Bloody hell, surprised that carries a custodial sentence. Even more surprised he didn’t do anything before it getting to this stage, even if only to save his skin. What a weirdo

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On 09/07/2024 at 18:25, Nucasol said:

How does that sit with the “World’s Most Ethical Fans”? Doubt they’d be fans of multi club ownership.

Probably turn a blind eye like when they had the Saudi royal family at anfield in 2017 

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Went down a Wikihole and ended up crawling through some barely attached cave systems (started the journey reading up on Robinho having started serving the jail sentence he was given after being a part of gang raping a girl in France), it all started by continuing to read up on former/current footballers that have been sentenced to hard time by a court of law - somehow ending with cracking the fuck up over a throwaway line said in court when long-term 3rd choice keeper through the 90s/early 00s for the Norwegian national team was told his sentence for (at 45) having had sex with his niece (15) multiple times, and I quote;

 

"The defendant, Mr. Olsen, stated that the sexual relationship had been one hundred percent consensual and wanted by both of the involved parties. The jude quickly rebuffed Mr. Olsen's statement, telling him "this court finds the scenario suggested by the defendant to be absolutely, one hundred percent, unthinkable. A blockbuster Hollywood feature could not manage to put the amount of make-up required on any pig of their choosing to successfully manage convincing any member of its audience that the victim would voluntarily agree to any form of sexual relations with Mr. Olsen."

 

The judge's words, paraphrased:

Zoolander 2 If God Exists Then Why Did He Make Ugly People GIF

 

:lol: 

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