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1 minute ago, The College Dropout said:

It's not though. Which is why Bruno gets fouls and Longstaff doesn't. 

From what I see on repeated watching particularly when Bruno is close to the touchline they are exactly the same fouls in exactly the same situations. Not every foul but many.

 

Referees do it, I've no doubt you've said it to yourself when a foul is or isn't given sometimes "if that wasn't on him its not given", Bruno falls into that lots, the exact same foul isn't given on lower profile players

 

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IMO Bruno is often moving with the ball, the player is often biting at him or holding him for some period before the foul is given. Bruno will also have 2 or 3 other occasions where he just skips past that very same opponent and at least 1 occasion he's being fouled to an obvious degree.

 

Longstaff ends up stationary for a second or so and falls over.

 

Almiron isn't as bad for it as Longstaff IMO. The main issue for both of them is a lack of footballing ability. This is just one symptom.

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Just now, The College Dropout said:

IMO Bruno is often moving with the ball, the player is often biting at him or holding him for some period before the foul is given. Bruno will also have 2 or 3 other occasions where he just skips past that very same opponent and at least 1 occasion he's being fouled to an obvious degree.

 

Longstaff ends up stationary for a second or so and falls over.

 

Almiron isn't as bad for it as Longstaff IMO. The main issue for both of them is a lack of footballing ability. This is just one symptom.

I'm in particular talking about the ones where he just Shields it and is almost still, he's literally waiting for the nudge, it's why Longstaff has been doing it.

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52 minutes ago, toon25 said:

Do any folk know where the AFCON is being shown on the Tele?

 

Used to really enjoy the highlights shows/roundups back in the day on BBC

0 - 0 's on terrible pitches, no thanks.

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1 hour ago, toon25 said:

Do any folk know where the AFCON is being shown on the Tele?

 

Used to really enjoy the highlights shows/roundups back in the day on BBC

CAF youtube channel.

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Reasons to feel less passionate about football these days:

 

VAR

LED pitchside advert boards

Daft amounts of stoppage time

5 subs

FFP

FMV

UEFA Coefficient

ESL

Players wearing daft numbers

Players having their nickname on their shirt, not surname

Socks with scissor cuts in the back

Socks over the knees as a fashion statement

Sock pulled down to mid-shin as a fashion statement

Tiny shinpads the size of credit cards

6's, 8's, 10's, double pivot midfielders, inverted wingers

The game immediately stopping because a player decides to sit down "injured"

Idiots at matches watching the game through their phones

Blaydon Races being sung at a billion mph

The pre-match version of Blaydon Races with the drums

xG

Stadium music after goals

Fire blasters on pitch before games

Flashing stadium lights before games

Neville and Carragher commentating on their own teams

Clive Tyldesley still commentating 

Commentators and pundits whoring themselves out to multiple broadcasters in the same country

DJ Fucking Otzi

Enjoy The Game !

Ticket ballots

Allocated seating

Massive turnstile queues 

Online touts

Big monotonous continuous drums

ID checks outside away ends

Only one coach allowed in the technical area

Jurgen Klopp

Twitter ITK's

Twitter WUM's

Twitter

The current interpretation of the handball rule

The current interpretation of the offside rule

 

That's just off the top of my head, am sure there's more

 

 

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2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Reasons to feel less passionate about football these days:

 

VAR

LED pitchside advert boards

Daft amounts of stoppage time

5 subs

FFP

FMV

UEFA Coefficient

ESL

Players wearing daft numbers

Players having their nickname on their shirt, not surname

Socks with scissor cuts in the back

Socks over the knees as a fashion statement

Sock pulled down to mid-shin as a fashion statement

Tiny shinpads the size of credit cards

6's, 8's, 10's, double pivot midfielders, inverted wingers

The game immediately stopping because a player decides to sit down "injured"

Idiots at matches watching the game through their phones

Blaydon Races being sung at a billion mph

The pre-match version of Blaydon Races with the drums

xG

Stadium music after goals

Fire blasters on pitch before games

Flashing stadium lights before games

Neville and Carragher commentating on their own teams

Clive Tyldesley still commentating 

Commentators and pundits whoring themselves out to multiple broadcasters in the same country

DJ Fucking Otzi

Enjoy The Game !

Ticket ballots

Allocated seating

Massive turnstile queues 

Online touts

Big monotonous continuous drums

ID checks outside away ends

Only one coach allowed in the technical area

Jurgen Klopp

Twitter ITK's

Twitter WUM's

The current interpretation of the handball rule

The current interpretation on the offside rule

 

That's just off the top of my head, am sure there's more

I have a completely irrational dislike of squad numbers generally, and a very specific dislike of players’ names on the strips.

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So fucking tiring having people like Barton and Farage whose only currency is stirring hate. Literally the only thing they’re good at is getting people angry 

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4 minutes ago, gbandit said:

So fucking tiring having people like Barton and Farage whose only currency is stirring hate. Literally the only thing they’re good at is getting people angry 

Most of those cunts are already angry.  They’re just coining it off the back of them.  

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3 minutes ago, gbandit said:

So fucking tiring having people like Barton and Farage whose only currency is stirring hate. Literally the only thing they’re good at is getting people angry 

Oldest trick in the book. Talentless dickheads have been keeping themselves relevant for decades by spouting vile antagonistic shit. If people just ignored it they’d have to stop. It’s the reactions that create news that create relevance that create income. Hopkins, Farage, Price, Tate etc. People just play right into their hands 

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So many missing screws in Joey Barton’s brain. Seriously needs to go away. He’s not relevant. Nobody gives a shit about what he has to say and he’s an embarrassment. 

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26 minutes ago, gbandit said:

So fucking tiring having people like Barton and Farage whose only currency is stirring hate. Literally the only thing they’re good at is getting people angry 

 

Positive way of staying relevant unfortunately. Being controversial and negative is bound to generate views.

 

 

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8 minutes ago, Disco said:

He full-time pivoting to be a grifter instead of a manager? 

 

Waving gladioli about as he flounces around in a blouse singing There Is A Grift That Never Goes Out

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5 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:


Probably his only option. GB News sports show. 

 

He's had a middling lower league managerial career like. Probably be able to get a L2/Conf job no bother before all this. Saying that there's probably more dinero in the grifting game long term.

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1 minute ago, Disco said:

 

He's had a middling lower league managerial career like. Probably be able to get a L2/Conf job no bother before all this. Saying that there's probably more dinero in the grifting game long term.


It’s certainly less work. 

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