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54 minutes ago, Lotus said:

A complete midfielder. 

 

 

This is the thing, he does everything with minimum efficiency and no fluff. He HAS the ability to jink between players or use some nifty footwork, but he only does it if he needs to. Doesn't waste time with any fancy extras which slow the game down, he plays everything at lightning speed and before the opposition have time to regroup. He must be a dream to play with.

 

Skill, pace, running, discipline, the lot. With a defensive midfielder behind him I reckon he'd be scoring more goals as well. 

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I would only ever let him leave if he wants to return back to Italy or maybe join Real or Barca. I would probably quit watching football altogether if he joins one of the Sky Six.

 

Beautiful player. 

 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

The new contract will hit like crack.

 

I'm past the stage of having euphoric relief when signs one, and on to the stage where I'll still be annoyed after it has been signed because what the fuck took you so fucking long.

 

He should have received a new contract, hand delivered by the Sheikh himself, paper infused in perfume with an additional 0 at the end of the figure above the dotted line the day last season ended. At the absolute latest the day after Isak went to Liverpool.

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Ciao,

I wanted to let you know that Sandro was kidnapped by us at Milano airport. He's fine and is now enjoying a delicious cacio e pepe.

If you want to see him again send us:

 

1) Five million pounds

2) Woltemade's mustache 

3) Two Pan Haggerty...

 

the ultimatum expires tomorrow at midnight. If you don't accept Sandro will play for Sunderland until 2030... This isn't a joke !!!

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39 minutes ago, Curva Sud Milano said:

 

They already sold him to Brentford to piss you off.

Tomorrow you will find a horse's head in your bed...we don't accept provocations!!!

Right. Bringing your secret ‘societies’ into are you? That’s it. We are unleashing the Border Reivers.


Never heard of them you say? How you’ll wish to return to the time when you hadn’t. Heard of the term Blackmail? Familiar with protection rackets? Yes, mi amigo such things are  Northumbrian  in origin.


Oh! When you are craving a Lamb Milanese or Ossobuco, or even a Gorgonzola. How you’ll regret your actions. When your cacio e pepe tastes like shite because you are all out of pecorino. Oh! How you’ll grovel.  But it’ll be too late. Our Reivers will have ‘borrowed’ all of your sheep and cattle. All of them. I say.

They are mounting their trusty moorland ponies and donning their steel bonnets as I type. I reckon you have about two weeks before they get there and unleash the havoc!  (Please send him back before then, we’ve a game in 11 days). 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Right. Bringing your secret ‘societies’ into are you? That’s it. We are unleashing the Border Reivers.


Never heard of them you say? How you’ll wish to return to the time when you hadn’t. Heard of the term Blackmail? Familiar with protection rackets? Yes, mi amigo such things are  Northumbrian  in origin.


Oh! When you are craving a Lamb Milanese or Ossobuco, or even a Gorgonzola. How you’ll regret your actions. When your cacio e pepe tastes like shite because you are all out of pecorino. Oh! How you’ll grovel.  But it’ll be too late. Our Reivers will have ‘borrowed’ all of your sheep and cattle. All of them. I say.

They are mounting their trusty moorland ponies and donning their steel bonnets as I type. I reckon you have about two weeks before they get there and unleash the havoc!  (Please send him back before then, we’ve a game in 11 days). 

 

 

 

 

There are 8,000 of us and we're coming...is that enough?

We'll build aqueducts and arenas where the Mackems will fight lions for your entertainment.

In a few years you'll be driving Ferrari and Lambo dressed in Armani suits.

DZ9AaeoWkAASxrr.jpg

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10 minutes ago, Curva Sud Milano said:

 

There are 8,000 of us and we're coming...is that enough?

We'll build aqueducts and arenas where the Mackems will fight lions for your entertainment.

In a few years you'll be driving Ferrari and Lambo dressed in Armani suits.

DZ9AaeoWkAASxrr.jpg

I didn't realise Jay Jay Sea was a closet Milan fan

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14 minutes ago, Curva Sud Milano said:

 

There are 8,000 of us and we're coming...is that enough?

We'll build aqueducts and arenas where the Mackems will fight lions for your entertainment.

In a few years you'll be driving Ferrari and Lambo dressed in Armani suits.

DZ9AaeoWkAASxrr.jpg

 

Bit of a downgrade but I suppose we get some aqueducts and stuff for slumming it.

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