p_cowell141 Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Unless something drastic changes (and by drastic, pulling off a miracle out of this shit show of a summer), is this a realistic picture of where we'll be when the PL kicks off? No chance of Isak staying/playing. First XI: Ramsdale Tino Schar Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Elanga Gordon Barnes Subs: Pope Trips Botman/Lascelles Kraft Targett Miley Osula Murphy Neave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 I'm not thinking about the start of the season TBH, I'm thinking about the close of the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Just now, p_cowell141 said: Unless something drastic changes (and by drastic, pulling off a miracle out of this shit show of a summer), is this a realistic picture of where we'll be when the PL kicks off? No chance of Isak staying/playing. First XI: Ramsdale Tino Schar Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Elanga Gordon Barnes Subs: Pope Trips Botman/Lascelles Kraft Targett Miley Osula Murphy Neave Yep. + any injuries at all and we're so light all over. Whilst lacking a cf completely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poon Raccoon Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 13 minutes ago, p_cowell141 said: Unless something drastic changes (and by drastic, pulling off a miracle out of this shit show of a summer), is this a realistic picture of where we'll be when the PL kicks off? No chance of Isak staying/playing. First XI: Ramsdale Tino Schar Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Elanga Gordon Barnes Subs: Pope Trips Botman/Lascelles Kraft Targett Miley Osula Murphy Neave Put Isak in there. If he’s sold without a competent replacement, it’s criminal and tantamount to surrendering to the PL, the Cartel and PSR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
catlover24 Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 16 minutes ago, p_cowell141 said: Unless something drastic changes (and by drastic, pulling off a miracle out of this shit show of a summer), is this a realistic picture of where we'll be when the PL kicks off? No chance of Isak staying/playing. First XI: Ramsdale Tino Schar Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Elanga Gordon Barnes Subs: Pope Trips Botman/Lascelles Kraft Targett Miley Osula Murphy Neave Where’s Park Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 17 minutes ago, p_cowell141 said: Unless something drastic changes (and by drastic, pulling off a miracle out of this shit show of a summer), is this a realistic picture of where we'll be when the PL kicks off? No chance of Isak staying/playing. First XI: Ramsdale Tino Schar Burn Hall Tonali Bruno Joelinton Elanga Gordon Barnes Subs: Pope Trips Botman/Lascelles Kraft Targett Miley Osula Murphy Neave Champions League-tastic! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Have to be going for Samu or Ramos, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbull2000 Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 19 minutes ago, p_cowell141 said: Subs: Pope Trips Botman/Lascelles Kraft Targett Miley Osula Murphy Neave Christ It's probably not unfair to assume Botman and Willock will miss a good chunk of the season as well. I know I said we should essentially abandon domestic cups, maybe we should just not give a fuck about the CL as well and just take the money Otherwise our league form is going to suffer very badly with exhaustion and injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Can we just rename the thread "Abandon all hope ye who enter here" please? It'll give me a chuckle if nothing else. Obviously not serious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Would Al Hilal sell Marcos Leonardo having signed Darwin? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 13 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said: Christ It's probably not unfair to assume Botman and Willock will miss a good chunk of the season as well. I know I said we should essentially abandon domestic cups, maybe we should just not give a fuck about the CL as well and just take the money Otherwise our league form is going to suffer very badly with exhaustion and injuries. Barnes likes a bit time off as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc123 Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Just now, Ben said: Barnes likes a bit time off as well. Joelinton loves one too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT24 Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 (edited) https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/08/06/newcastle-consider-nicolas-jackson-move-after-sesko-blow/ Please don’t do this. (https://archive.ph/X61J1) Edited August 6, 2025 by JT24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 1 minute ago, JT24 said: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2025/08/06/newcastle-consider-nicolas-jackson-move-after-sesko-blow/ Please don’t do this. My only concern is the cost involved. They’ll have us over a barrel and I fucking despise them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Just now, gbandit said: My only concern is the cost involved. They’ll have us over a barrel and I fucking despise them He's a very limited player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Jackson would be a decent signing but we wouldn’t be able to let Isak leave based on just him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Just now, r0cafella said: He's a very limited player. Disagree personally, think there’s a lot to work with Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 It seems we are trying to accommodate Isak wanting to leave by shopping for lesser targets now. Just make him stay, we are not getting anyone good enough in the remainder of the window to make the sale worthwhile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Just now, gbandit said: Disagree personally, think there’s a lot to work with He's 24, poor finished average dribbler. Can't really hold the ball up and isn't a threat in the air. We would be rinsed for mid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Chelsea cast off. Not a positive move. Samu or Ramos please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 (edited) 1 minute ago, SUPERTOON said: It seems we are trying to accommodate Isak wanting to leave by shopping for lesser targets now. Just make him stay, we are not getting anyone good enough in the remainder of the window to make the sale worthwhile. I think Wissa is a must TBF, he could fit straight into our system and would take pressure off a potential younger number 9 Edited August 6, 2025 by Ben Spelling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Transferchecker says we're in for Mbappe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Jackson to replace Isak would be a shambles of a move for the money that Chelsea would want. If he's the Wilson replacement instead of Wissa however, I'd be more onboard depending on the fee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 He’s absolutely fucking shocking man. He’s had the position up front at Chelsea as his own for atleast 2 years now, and he’s absolutely fucking shocking. He can’t run with the ball, he can’t hit the target when 1 on 1, he’s fucking shocking. His agent must be amazing, there is no chance he’s a footballer, let alone a striker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted August 6, 2025 Share Posted August 6, 2025 Just now, Stifler said: He’s absolutely fucking shocking man. He’s had the position up front at Chelsea as his own for atleast 2 years now, and he’s absolutely fucking shocking. He can’t run with the ball, he can’t hit the target when 1 on 1, he’s fucking shocking. His agent must be amazing, there is no chance he’s a footballer, let alone a striker. I take it you think he is shocking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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