buzz Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 (edited) Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Man Utd, Chelsea, Villa Relegation: Forest, Sheff Utd, Luton Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: NUFC Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Palmer Season to Forget: Gakpo PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: Ramsey Manager of the Year: Kompany First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship Winners: Boro Runners Up: Leicester Play-Offs: Leeds Relegation: Wedneseday, Plymouth, Ipswich Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Tonali Howe will we fare in Europe?: Last 16 FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man City Edited August 2, 2023 by buzz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oregon_Geordie Posted August 2, 2023 Share Posted August 2, 2023 9 minutes ago, buzz said: Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Man Utd, Chelsea, Villa Relegation: Forest, Sheff Utd, Luton Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: NUFC Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Palmer Season to Forget: Gakpo PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: Ramsey Manager of the Year: Kompany First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship Winners: Boro Runners Up: Leicester Play-Offs: Leeds Relegation: Wedneseday, Plymouth, Ipswich Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Tonali Howe will we fare in Europe?: Last 16 FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man City Premier League Winners: City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Liverpool, Newcastle, Chelsea Relegation: Everton, Luton, Sheff Utd Overachievers: Villa Underperformers: Brentford Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Nee Idea! Anderson/Miley Season to Forget: Maquire PFA Player of the Year: Rice PFA Young Player of the Year: Gordon Manager of the Year: Pep First manager to quit/be sacked: Lopetegui Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th / 6th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Burn (although I love him) Howe will we fare in Europe?: QF Europe La Liga winner: Madrid Serie A winner: Milan Bundesliga winner: Bayern General World Player of the Year: Vinicious or Bellingham World Young player: Bellingham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 3, 2023 Share Posted August 3, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 11:51, Yorkie said: Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsea, Villa Relegation: Sheffield United, Fulham, Bournemouth Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: Newcastle Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Manager of the Year: Pep First manager to quit/be sacked: Marco Silva Championship Winners: Leicester Runners Up: Norwich Play-Offs: Middlesbrough Relegation: Hull, Plymouth, Millwall Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 9th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson Season to forget: Bruno Howe will we fare in Europe?: Last 16 of CL European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Liverpool Conference League Winner: Zimbru Chisinau Just been dumped out in the quals round zwei, 9-0 to Fenerbahce. Next year, lads. 💪 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: LIverpool 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Newcastle, Arsenal, Chelsea Relegation: Everton, Sheff Utd, Luton Overachievers: Us again Underperformers: Arsenal Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Miley Season to Forget: Rice PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: Curtis Jones First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship Winners: Southampton Runners Up: Middlesbrough Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 4th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Miggy Howe will we fare in Europe?: Last 16 FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Man City I think we'll have another good season, assuming at least one new defender comes in. I think Arsenal will have difficulty in getting over the trauma of last season's collapse. I don't think the players they're bringing in are better than the ones they're replacing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choppy Chop Chop Posted August 5, 2023 Share Posted August 5, 2023 Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man U 3rd-6th: Liverpool Chelsea Newcastle Tottenham Relegation: Everton Luton Bournemouth Overachievers: Ason Villa Underperformers: Bournemouth Top Goal Scorer: Harland Break Out Year: Anderson (NUFC Season to Forget: Sterling PFA Player of the Year: Kevin De Broua PFA Young Player of the Year: Anderson (NUFC) Manager of the Year: The usual suspect First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship Winners: Leeds Runners Up: Southampton Play-Offs: Ipswich WBA Coventry Birmingham Relegation: Rotherham Shef Wed Plymouth Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th Top Goalscorer?: Issak Season to forget: Burn Howe will we fare in Europe?: Domestic League One Promotion: Bolton League One Relegation: ? League Two Promotion:? League Two Relegation:? FA Cup: Newcastle United League Cup: Man Cith EFL Trophy: Leeds Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventos Bundesliga winner: Bayern European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: ? Conference League Winner: Harlepool General World Player of the Year: Bruno World Young player: Anderson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man U 3rd-6th: Liverpool Arsenal, Newcastle Chelsea Relegation: Sheffield U, West Ham, Luton Overachievers: Aston Villa Underperformers: Fulham to nearly go down Top Goal Scorer: Haaland (this category should be top scorer after Haaland really) Break Out Year: Lewis Miley Season to Forget: That new Man U striker PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: Miley Manager of the Year: Ten Hag First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship Not going to pretend to pay enough attention to answer anything about championship tbh Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson Season to forget: Willock will struggle to get enough game time to get his confidence in full slow I fear Howe will we fare in Europe?: Decent effort but out in group stage. FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Liverpool Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayern European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Dunno Conference League Winner: Dunno General World Player of the Year: Vinicius Jnr World Young player: Bellingham still count? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazza ladra Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Premier League Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Manchester United 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Newcastle United, Chelsea, Liverpool Relegation: Sheffield Utd, Luton, Wolves Overachievers: Bournemouth, Burnley Underperformers: Liverpool, Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: João Pedro Season to Forget: Havertz PFA Player of the Year: Haaland Manager of the Year: Howe First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 4th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Almiron Howe will we fare in Europe?: 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 (edited) Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Villa Relegation: Luton, Sheff Utd, Palace Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: Brighton (I also think Brentford will drop off massively) Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Szoboslai Season to Forget: Neymar (if he signs for Chelsea) PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year:Szoboslai Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked: Postecoglou Championship Winners: Southampton Runners Up: Leicester Play-Offs: West Brom, Watford, Ipswich, Norwich Relegation: QPR, Rotherham, Huddersfield Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 7th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Schar Howe will we fare in Europe?: Out in groups (CL), long run in UEFA Cup (SF min) Domestic League One Promotion: Derby, Bolton, Peterborough League One Relegation: Northampton, Cambridge Utd, Cheltenham, Fleetwood League Two Promotion: Stockport, Notts County, Bradford, Swindon League Two Relegation: Harrogate, Crawley FA Cup: Newcastle (fuck it, might as well predict it for once) League Cup: Arsenal EFL Trophy: Divvunt care Europe La Liga winner: R Madrid Serie A winner: AC Milan Bundesliga winner: Bayern European Competitions Champions League winner: Man City Europa League winner: Roma Conference League Winner: Villa General World Player of the Year: Haaland World Young player: Bellingham Edited August 8, 2023 by TheBrownBottle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 On 01/08/2023 at 19:35, r0cafella said: Can Arsenal spunk 200m again and be classed as overachievers if they come second? My dad said to me the other day that they now have the most expensive squad in the PL - CBA to check, but if true then they do a remarkable job of going on like they’re working miracles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: My dad said to me the other day that they now have the most expensive squad in the PL - CBA to check, but if true then they do a remarkable job of going on like they’re working miracles 600m net spend over the last 3 years the plucky underdogs they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Just now, r0cafella said: 600m net spend over the last 3 years the plucky underdogs they are. Euro that is. ** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 I don't think Arsenal have bought sensibly over the summer. Havertz looks very much a player who is better suited to football on the continent, and I can't see Rice fitting in with their style at all. With missing out on the title last time, it's tempting to rush into the transfer market, as if to 'make sure this time'. What they lacked last time was experience (including the manager), not quality. Apart from striker maybe. Despite the fuss over their Community Shield victory, I wasn't that impressed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Newcastle Relegation: Everton, Luton, Sheff Utd Overachievers: Palace Underperformers: Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Jacob Ramsey Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: KDB PFA Young Player of the Year: Saka Manager of the Year: They'll probably give it to plucky Klopp the underdog who spends nothing First manager to quit/be sacked: Heckingbottom Championship Winners: Leicester Runners Up: Middlesbrough Play-Offs: Norwich Relegation: No idea tbh Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 6th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Almiron Howe will we fare in Europe?: Europa quarters (3rd in CL group) Domestic League One Promotion: Bolton League One Relegation: n/a League Two Promotion: Bradford League Two Relegation: n/a FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: n/a Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayern European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Probably Sevilla Conference League Winner: Frankfurt General World Player of the Year: Messi World Young player: Bellingham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbull2000 Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Keeping an eye on the Guardian writers' average prediction. Guessing they'll place us either 6th or 8th. Would be very happy with 6th myself. 1. City 2. Arse 3. Man U 4. Liverpool 5. Chelsea 6. ? 7 Villa 8. ? 9. Brighton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted August 8, 2023 Share Posted August 8, 2023 Considering champions League and all i wouldn't be totally shocked at 6th, i would be more upset at being behind Chelsea who will be better but don't think that much better. We do not have a squad that can be certain of it yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Are we winning this fuckin league this year then ? Man City have lost some great players and their best players are older now, Liverpool have had a shite window, Arsenal are so far up their own arse to know what's going on, Man Utd have made shite transfers and Chelsea have 100 players to keep happy. Newcastle for the title I reckon. # I'm on holiday after today so I'm a bit giddy # Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 12 minutes ago, Ben said: Are we winning this fuckin league this year then ? Man City have lost some great players and their best players are older now, Liverpool have had a shite window, Arsenal are so far up their own arse to know what's going on, Man Utd have made shite transfers and Chelsea have 100 players to keep happy. Newcastle for the title I reckon. # I'm on holiday after today so I'm a bit giddy # You've almost persuaded me. I certainly think we'll do better than is generally being predicted, providing we don't get too embroiled in too many cup competitions. You make a decent point about Man City, but watching them on Saturday, they are still very good at starving the opposition of the ball. They have the experience so they must still be heavy favourites. Spurs, Chelsea and Man U are in transition. I don't think Arsenal have bought well. However, Liverpool have some momentum from last season and should push on. I disagree - I think they've had a good window. Winning the league now takes 90 points, and Liverpool have proved they can do it. It should be interesting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stottie Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 I've seen various videos but every pundit just seems to say "NUFC? Won't manage CL and PL commitments. 6th to 8th". It seems like we are not worthy of any other analysis. Nobody bothers to talk about our strengths and weaknesses or how our signings, Gordon included, may change how we play. This week, I've heard more about Poch being nice to club staff like the dinner lady or how Arsenal's new number two keeper might affect their number one. At Chelsea, Havertz scored about 60% of his xG for three straight seasons. That's 40% worse than an average striker, say Danny Ings. For one season, you can dismiss it as luck, but three seasons is a lot of evidence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sushimonster85 Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Liverpool 3rd-6th: Aresnal, Chelsea, Newcastle, Villa Relegation: Luton, Sheff Utd, Wolves Overachievers: Bournemouth Underperformers: Does it even count to say Everton because they will finish 17th/16th again? If not, I say Brentford will regress and just narrowly survive. Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Cole Palmer Season to Forget: Foden PFA Player of the Year: De Bruyne PFA Young Player of the Year: Cole Palmer Manager of the Year: Pep First manager to quit/be sacked: Steve Cooper Championship Winners: Leicester Runners Up: Leeds Play-Offs: Blackburn Relegation: Rotherham, Sheff Wed, Mackems (purely for the lolz) Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: I fear Almiron may revert back the pre 22/23 levels Howe will we fare in Europe?: Round of 16 then out to a big gun. FA Cup: fuck it, Newcastle League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Derby Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Inter (after finishing 3rd in their CL group) Conference League Winner: Sigh, its going to be Villa isn't it General World Player of the Year: Mbappe (if he gets a move) World Young player: Bellingham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted August 9, 2023 Share Posted August 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Stottie said: I've seen various videos but every pundit just seems to say "NUFC? Won't manage CL and PL commitments. 6th to 8th". It seems like we are not worthy of any other analysis. Nobody bothers to talk about our strengths and weaknesses or how our signings, Gordon included, may change how we play. This week, I've heard more about Poch being nice to club staff like the dinner lady or how Arsenal's new number two keeper might affect their number one. At Chelsea, Havertz scored about 60% of his xG for three straight seasons. That's 40% worse than an average striker, say Danny Ings. For one season, you can dismiss it as luck, but three seasons is a lot of evidence. Found the analysis of Top 4 predictions this season to be absolutely shite, so far, even from the better ones. For me, the only clear outcome is Man City will definitely be top 4 and are very likely to win the league again. I think Arsenal will be top 4, likely second, but I actually think there'll be some regression from last year as their signings aren't a great fit (and if Saliba picks up another injury then they've got real problems). Man U were very dodgy at times last season and their signings so far don't suggest that much improvement. Liverpool still have a soft centre. Chelsea have the ability in their ranks and a good enough manager to do far better but I won't be that worried about them unless Caicedo signs. Spurs feel even more Spursy than ever... We could honestly finish anywhere between 2nd and 9th Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted August 10, 2023 Share Posted August 10, 2023 Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd to 6th: Liverpool, Man Utd, Chelsea/Us/Villa/Spurs, honestly can't choose. Relegation: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Luton Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: Brighton (Europa fatigue) and Brentford (stop massively overperforming their xG) Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Ferguson Season to Forget: Haverz (at least compared to the fee) PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: Ramsey Manager of the Year: Kompany First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship: no idea Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 7th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson, Isak, and Barnes Season to forget: Tonali, just a gut feeling that I hope I'm wrong about Howe will we fare in Europe?: Europa semis FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man City Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Optimistic Nut Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 On 29/07/2023 at 12:50, Optimistic Nut said: Not too shabby like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 On 10/08/2023 at 09:56, Kid Icarus said: Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd to 6th: Liverpool, Man Utd, Chelsea/Us/Villa/Spurs, honestly can't choose. Relegation: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Luton Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: Brighton (Europa fatigue) and Brentford (stop massively overperforming their xG) Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Ferguson Season to Forget: Haverz (at least compared to the fee) PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: Ramsey Manager of the Year: Kompany First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship: no idea Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 7th Top Goalscorer?: Wilson, Isak, and Barnes Season to forget: Tonali, just a gut feeling that I hope I'm wrong about Howe will we fare in Europe?: Europa semis FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man City Thinking Burnley would have a stormer and Wolves would go down aside, some spot on, including my gut feeling on Tonali. others not too bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 On 02/08/2023 at 01:09, HaydnNUFC said: Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Man Utd, Newcastle, Chelsea Relegation: Luton, Sheffield United, Wolves Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: Brighton Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Tonali Season to Forget: Antony PFA Player of the Year: Haaland PFA Young Player of the Year: J Ramsey Manager of the Year: Kompany First manager to quit/be sacked: Moyes Championship Winners: Middlesbrough Runners Up: Leicester Play-Offs: Southampton, WBA, Watford, Leeds Relegation: Plymouth, Rotherham, QPR Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 5th Top Goalscorer?: Isak Season to forget: Almiron Howe will we fare in Europe?: CL Quarter Finals FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Portsmouth Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayern European Competitions Champions League winner: Man City Europa League winner: Liverpool Conference League Winner: Aston Villa General World Player of the Year: Haaland World Young player: Bellingham Those Championship takes. You stupid fat alcoholic bell end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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