Malick Thiaw

[Fak]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

Isak put a heart on Elanga’s Insta feed when he was joining and then look what happened next….

 

Isak: “come join us at the house party, it’ll be great, they’re playing 90’s rave bangers, we’ll have the best time, everyone’s so cool here”

 

5 mins after Elanga arrives in his party outfit

 

Isak: “fuck this shit party, I’m going to the party down the road. Watch me piss in the fishtank, do a shit in the air fryer and set fire to the curtains. 90’s rave is for arseholes. Fuck you all. My taxi will be here soon. Laters cunts”

 

Tune in for Episode 2 next week and find out if Isak’s taxi ever arrives….

 

 

What stage of the session is Isak at now? Feels like he's in limbo, on too big of a comedown to go back to work and frantically ringing dealers in his phonebook to drop one off whilst he sits in some randoms kitchen.

[PauloGeordio]

5 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

What stage of the session is Isak at now? Feels like he's in limbo, on too big of a comedown to go back to work and frantically ringing dealers in his phonebook to drop one off whilst he sits in some randoms kitchen.

He’s getting to the point where a BDB, Bruno group hug and he’ll break down and slowly wander back in doing the walk of shame wondering WTF wild ride that was all about.

[bobbydazzla]

22 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

What stage of the session is Isak at now? Feels like he's in limbo, on too big of a comedown to go back to work and frantically ringing dealers in his phonebook to drop one off whilst he sits in some randoms kitchen.

His Serbian dealer who throughout the night has been replying to messages to say he’d definitely drop him off a henry of rocket fuel flake and he’s only 10 mins away so keep an eye out for a black Audi A3, has now stopped answering his phone….

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[cubaricho]

11 hours ago, midds said:

him and Botman would steamroller most CFs

We’re about to have the single best CB pairing in the Premier League. 

[cubaricho]

Imagine signing one of the best talents from the continent andddd talking about PSR.
 

Y’all don’t deserve this.  

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by cubaricho

[Rich]

Best or best-looking?

[Rich]

Actually, forget footballing ability. I think I’d put our quintet of CBs up against any in world football looks-wise. BDB and Schär are the housewives’ favourites.

[The College Dropout]

6 hours ago, Kanj said:

save the bigger one off outlays for clubs who demand it or won’t do the deal? Selective cash flow management?

We've increased our PSR footprint because of this though.... doesn't make ideal sense.

 

I'm not entirely sure how you get cash into a football club - additional shares at a particular price I guess. But being able to pay upfront should be a small lever we use to get smaller fees and a little more PSR headroom imo.

 

If i'm being honest with myself - I know the reason.

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by The College Dropout

[bobbydazzla]

23 minutes ago, cubaricho said:

Imagine signing one of the best talents from the continent andddd talking about PSR.
 

Y’all don’t deserve this.  

 

 

 

 

Adopts Mark Corrigan voice...

 

Can I just clarify, do we:

 

a) not deserve to have Malick play for us because we're talking about PSR after we've just signed one of the best talents from the continent

 

or 

 

b) don't deserve to have PSR inflicted on us because it's a scam designed to keep the same teams at the top that dominates all of our transfer activity

 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[PauloGeordio]

From his Insta

[buzz]

Club not bothering releasing one of those first day videos? 

[STM]

1 hour ago, PauloGeordio said:

From his Insta

 

I love that he actually came in a suit. So many just rock up in trackies.

 

I think Botman brought his fucking linen beachwear. 

[PauloGeordio]

4 minutes ago, STM said:

 

I love that he actually came in a suit. So many just rock up in trackies.

 

I think Botman brought his fucking linen beachwear. 

He did. Wasn’t it white top & beige crimpoline loungers. Looked like they’d just pulled him off a beach trip.

 

Here he is 

 

 

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by PauloGeordio

[Skeletor]

2 minutes ago, STM said:

 

I love that he actually came in a suit. So many just rock up in trackies.

 

I think Botman brought his fucking linen beachwear. 

 

When you're handsome, you dress handsome. See Cabaye, Yohan.

[Mole]

2 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

He did. Wasn’t it white top & beige crimpoline loungers. Looked like they’d just pulled him off a beach trip.

I support tbh don't let anyone dictate how you pull up ngl.

[alexf]

4 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

 

When you're handsome, you dress handsome. See Cabaye, Yohan.

Guimarães, Bruno

 

[Stifler]

8 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

He did. Wasn’t it white top & beige crimpoline loungers. Looked like they’d just pulled him off a beach trip.

 

Here he is 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuck that SD Italic font.

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, Stifler said:

Fuck that SD Italic font.

It’s triggering 

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, alexf said:

Guimarães, Bruno

 

Captain, my Captain 🫡 

[enthusiast]

42 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

He did. Wasn’t it white top & beige crimpoline loungers. Looked like they’d just pulled him off a beach trip.

having lived here long enough, i'm slightly less than happy to be able to confirm that this is pretty much formal wear for your average dutchman, like he'd probably turn up to his nan's funeral dressed like that. 

[christ]

43 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[PauloGeordio]

8 minutes ago, enthusiast said:

having lived here long enough, i'm slightly less than happy to be able to confirm that this is pretty much formal wear for your average dutchman, like he'd probably turn up to his nan's funeral dressed like that. 

[SUPERTOON]

 

[HayDen Traces]

1 minute ago, SUPERTOON said:

 

Seems a really good guy

[Slim]

No dick heads policy is back baby