Chris_R Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Fak said: Was Marcelino actually crap, or just injury prone? Didn't he miss like 6 months with a sore finger, or something equally ridiculous? Remember it being a running joke at the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Fak said: Was Marcelino actually crap, or just injury prone? Just don't think he fancied it much once he got here. Hard to say what he was capable of since he never played. I guess how his career went once he went back to Spain would be a better gauge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 (edited) Perez Boumsong Gooch cacapa Obertan. Faye Kenedy Ireland Smith Thauvain Rivierre My answer is Michael Own though. Fuck the little horse whispering twat. Edited September 12 by La Parka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 On 05/08/2024 at 12:49, mighty__mag said: I could never understand how Steven Taylor hung around for so long, even captained the side, the lad was a total liability. I was so hyped when he first broke through and looked brilliant. A rare case where a defender never improved after age 18, can easily see his intelligence being the reason for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Pashun merchant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCOCOL Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 5 minutes ago, La Parka said: Perez Boumsong Gooch cacapa Obertan. Faye Kenedy Ireland Smith Thauvain Rivierre My answer is Michael Own though. Fuck the little horse whispering twat. Perez never made a competitive appearance . I dare say he was shite in whatever pre season friendlies he played but surely Hooper was worse ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pata Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 On 11/09/2024 at 11:41, gbandit said: The issue I had with Obertan is that it was almost impossible how bad he was when you considered his physical attributes. How someone with that pace could be so utterly awful all the time was some feat Yeah and he had decent technique too. Just absolutely brainless and gutless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 minute ago, OCOCOL said: Perez never made a competitive appearance . I dare say he was shite in whatever pre season friendlies he played but surely Hooper was worse ? True! I forgot about him . Nearly put Alnwick but felt a bit harsh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Kenedy seems to be getting a rough ride purely for his stinker away to Cardiff. He was very good for us in his first loan spell. Nowhere near as good second but we've definitely had worse than him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Fak said: Was Marcelino actually crap, or just injury prone? Awful. Probably would be my choice when you consider also the big fee at the time. I remember watching him play against Alnwick Town and they absolutely run him ragged. Slow and weak with very little skill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Sima said: The Gooch was absolutely dogmeat. As was Stephen Ireland. Fucking hell, I forgot about Stephen Ireland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Obertan running around like a chicken with its head cut off. He was probably the worst I've seen in a Newcastle shirt. Siem DeJong was quite talented until he started coughing up a lung and have bits and pieces of his body falling off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 15 hours ago, OCOCOL said: Perez never made a competitive appearance . I dare say he was shite in whatever pre season friendlies he played but surely Hooper was worse ? I think he means Ayoze would be shite in goal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Wayne Quinn vs Troyes, Intertoto 2nd leg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Remy Cabella offered absolutely fuck all whilst he was here, although not the worst I've seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 (edited) 20 minutes ago, toon25 said: Remy Cabella offered absolutely fuck all whilst he was here, although not the worst I've seen. Was so frustrating signing players in him and Thauvin that matched Ben Arfa's profile while simultaneously loaning him out. Edited September 13 by Astroblack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Thauvin and Cabella just didn't want to be here in the first place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
christ Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 The correct answer is Rivière. Never has the phrase ‘looked like a competition winner’ been more accurate. Pure cut cat shit wrapped in a black and white shirt and asked to save us from relegation. Even his only goal was so dreadfully miss hit that it came of his standing leg and lobbed the goalkeeper. Honourable mention to Jak Alnwick, who appeared off the bench against Chelsea (?) and immediately looked massively out of his depth but because he made a good save got talked about like he was Lev Yashin for a week. Spent the rest of the month playing like he had butter on his gloves, ruining my Christmas as a result. The late Pardew/Carver era was such a bleak time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCOCOL Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 On 14/09/2024 at 07:57, christ said: The correct answer is Rivière. Never has the phrase ‘looked like a competition winner’ been more accurate. Pure cut cat shit wrapped in a black and white shirt and asked to save us from relegation. Even his only goal was so dreadfully miss hit that it came of his standing leg and lobbed the goalkeeper. Honourable mention to Jak Alnwick, who appeared off the bench against Chelsea (?) and immediately looked massively out of his depth but because he made a good save got talked about like he was Lev Yashin for a week. Spent the rest of the month playing like he had butter on his gloves, ruining my Christmas as a result. The late Pardew/Carver era was such a bleak time. unfortunately for Wor Jak he’s distinctly remembered for something else now. Butter may or may not have been involved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 On 12/09/2024 at 12:33, Consortium of one said: Obertan running around like a chicken with its head cut off. He was probably the worst I've seen in a Newcastle shirt. Siem DeJong was quite talented until he started coughing up a lung and have bits and pieces of his body falling off. I remember this lad pulling put of an 80-20 in his favor! Had his hands up and everything like “like go ahead attacker, it’s your ball, I’ll just stand here and wait for you to be done”. That’s why I’ll call him the most cowardly player I’ve seen play for this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahoneys Tache Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 On 25/09/2024 at 23:07, OCOCOL said: unfortunately for Wor Jak he’s distinctly remembered for something else now. Butter may or may not have been involved Mike Hooper takes the goalkeeping crown. Plus a massive jackass too. used to see the squad at the stage door regularly in the early 90’s. Every one of them were fucking lovely (sellars, Clarkie, Watson, Malcolm Allen particularly - Allen bought me a pint of Grolsch once) but Hooper was a massive cock. ‘Watch you divent drop that pint sausage fingers’ was not well received by him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 On 14/09/2024 at 00:13, toon25 said: Remy Cabella offered absolutely fuck all whilst he was here, although not the worst I've seen. He was great in his first game for us iirc. Then, yeah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Obertan was absolute garbage, especially when he was getting picked over HBA. It was like a sick joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Rob McDonald, the 88-89 started off with a lot of optimism despite selling Gascoigne. Eighth the season before, Beasant, Thorn, Hendrie and Robertson coming in. Ended up with fucking Rob McDonald. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hovagod Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 4 hours ago, Mahoneys Tache said: Mike Hooper takes the goalkeeping crown. Plus a massive jackass too. used to see the squad at the stage door regularly in the early 90’s. Every one of them were fucking lovely (sellars, Clarkie, Watson, Malcolm Allen particularly - Allen bought me a pint of Grolsch once) but Hooper was a massive cock. ‘Watch you divent drop that pint sausage fingers’ was not well received by him. Can’t believe he responded to a slur on his job performance by a stranger in a slightly put out way. Disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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