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Lads oh lads oh lads

 

Why do you keep doing this to yourselves

 

You’re transfer bullshit sadomasochists

 

There’s more truth in gossip scrawled on toilet cubicle walls than the utter lies that get peddled on Twatter 

 

But you fall for it hook, line & sinker every time 

 

 

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5 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

There’s more truth in gossip scrawled on toilet cubicle walls  

 

Can confirm. I rang the number on the Percy toilet wall and can confirm that @RUHRLYASLEEVESUP did indeed offer me a blowie in return for baccie. 

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gbandit has just shown up at my house scantily clad in soiled rags, carrying a bindle full of even more heavily soiled rags and is demanding entry.

 

I hope you’re proud of yourself, Shay.

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There weren't any solid links. Don’t think we were ever in for him and our names been used to force Barcelona’s hand.

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8 minutes ago, gbandit said:

I’m all for some kind of punishment but this feels a bit much like 


Shave his head I say.

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I doubt we were even in for him. We'll be linked with a million players, and the headlines will be 'Toon shock as they miss out on top target' total bollocks in the first place.

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At least it was done before getting to 100+ pages like Guehi.

 

Just get Trafford done. Proper good goalkeeper who will be Englands number 1 for 2028.

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2 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

Lads oh lads oh lads

 

Why do you keep doing this to yourselves

 

You’re transfer bullshit sadomasochists

 

There’s more truth in gossip scrawled on toilet cubicle walls than the utter lies that get peddled on Twatter 

 

But you fall for it hook, line & sinker every time 

 

 

 

 

Just a bit of fun innit.

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37 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

Just a bit of fun innit.


Not when someone writes on the toilet cubicle wall at Dontinos Nite-Spot that your nana & granda make amateur smut vids and sell them at the Corbridge Rugby Club car boot sale every Sunday and then it turns out to be true 

 

 

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