Yoane Wissa

[huss9]

19 minutes ago, MagPar said:

I did have a friend with benefits a couple of years ago but it never lasts. Ultimately one of you will inevitably want more, so I'm not going down that route again. If im still alive in 10-15 years I might be open to a female companion as there will be no pressure at that age for sex and marriage. Just a couple of oldies enjoying one another's companionship. 

and the odd handjob.

[McDog]

41 minutes ago, Rod said:

Me and my wife have been together for 36 years. I'm a young 69 year old and she is much younger. Our music tastes have changed over the years and some of her favourite artists I haven't heard of. BUT she was gobsmacked a few months ago when I started singing along to Sam Fender. I think his music is great and yes we still have a silly dance together when alone in our home. Stay young!

Married 44 years, very soon 45.

[Slim]

Banned for sticking up for Pardew back in the old days. Before the forum got woke.

[Checko]

If banning people for sticking up for Pardew is woke then I'm voting National Wokecialist in the next election.

[Slim]

I only did it to wind people up to be fair. 

[Lush Vlad]

Someone check on Irish Paul and see if he needs rebooting. He’s stuck on repeat. 

[Gola]

21 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

Everything would have been rosy if only we’d not signed Wissa and we’d signed Hindsight instead 

 

 

 

Things like this are easy to say in retrospect.

[Gola]

Seriously though, spending over 100 million on a 55 year-old was a stupid decision.

[Nucasol]

15 hours ago, Dokko said:

 

Just to reiterate that middle line. 

Congo’s Yoane Wissa. If we gave Owen shit for it then, apologies Big Wiss, you’re getting the same.

[ffs]

3 hours ago, Gola said:

Seriously though, spending over 100 million on a 55 year-old was a stupid decision.

it's starting to look like that. also, seems high risk to sign a player who's name is an anagram of "away noises". prone to agitate for another move? we can't say we weren't warned 

 

 

Edited October 4, 2025 by ffs

[MagPar]

6 minutes ago, ffs said:

it's starting to look like that. also, seems high risk to sign a player who's name is an anagram of "away noises". prone to agitate for another move? we can't say we weren't warned 

 

 

 

Its also an anagram of 'nay woes' which seems rather contradictory. 

[ffs]

7 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Its also an anagram of 'nay woes' which seems rather contradictory. 

of course, the greatest anagram remains the legendary Wayne Oasis

 

might i suggest that the thread is renamed to reflect this? 

[Turnbull2000]

Daft fucker probably won't get any CL football after all the fuss he kicked up during the summer

 

 

Edited October 4, 2025 by Turnbull2000

[black_n_white]

1 hour ago, Turnbull2000 said:

Dafter fucker probably won't get any CL football after all the fuss he kicked up during the summer

He was after a bigger pay packet, don’t let the CL bullshit deceive you.

[Mountain]

On 03/10/2025 at 22:49, MagPar said:

I did have a friend with benefits a couple of years ago but it never lasts. Ultimately one of you will inevitably want more, so I'm not going down that route again. If im still alive in 10-15 years I might be open to a female companion as there will be no pressure at that age for sex and marriage. Just a couple of oldies enjoying one another's companionship. 

 

You are correct. As usual.

[Whitley mag]

Twitter itk’s claiming that it’s his ACL and a lot more serious than being let on today.

 

Be interesting to see how club manage the narrative around  this if he’s not fit  by new deadline. Can see why after paying 50 million for a 29 year old it would need some damage limitation as well.

[Nucasol]

1 minute ago, Whitley mag said:

Twitter itk’s claiming that it’s his ACL and a lot more serious than being let on today.

 

Be interesting to see how club manage the narrative around  this if he’s not fit  by new deadline. Can see why after paying 50 million for a 29 year old it would need some damage limitation as well.

It’s a financial disaster if that’s the case. FIFA will cover his wages up to 12 months, similar as they did for Owen, but it’s effectively £12.5m of amortisation written off without your player kicking a ball for the club.

I fucking hate international football.

[aussiemag]

Surely they announce it with the last update. Rather than just saying it will be another 2-3 weeks. 

[The Prophet]

Thankfully the Twitter ITKs are almost certainly putting two and two together and getting five.

 

What benefit is there to drip feeding the news?

 

 

[Zero]

Put it this way:

 

1. Wissa is a hit while Nick is a busy

2. Nick is a hit while Wissa is a bust

 

I would take 2 all day long, given the world is not perfect.

 

Wissa is always a short term insurance buy. 

[Lish007]

8 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Thankfully the Twitter ITKs are almost certainly putting two and two together and getting five.

 

What benefit is there to drip feeding the news?

 

 

Exactly makes no sense. If its an ACL, its an ACL. They wouldn't lie about it, thats just weird. 

 

We were already a laughing stock with our striker problems and Isak saga and him getting injured. Who gives a fuck if there's one more to throw on the pile? 

[Elliottman]

He’s not going to bare face lie, just sounds like he’s not going to be on the grass quite as quickly as they’d have liked 

 

‘Yoane saw a specialist again yesterday for a check-up on his knee," Howe said.

"We probably think now it'll be eight weeks rather than six. No recurrence or problem, just slightly longer."

[Mountain]

https://streamable.com/yafv42

[Lordshola]

8 minutes ago, Mountain said:

https://streamable.com/yafv42

Cunt couldn’t afford a train ticket?

 

Pathetic.

[Mountain]

Just now, Lordshola said:

Cunt couldn’t afford a train ticket?

 

Pathetic.

 

I Agree,

 

But he drove all niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight to see the TOON!