Nick Woltemade

[Norseman]

[duo]

10 minutes ago, Mr Misery said:

BOOM!

f**kin boom alright - what a f**king signing.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

2" taller than Dan Burn 

[Myleftboot]

Were the other player links a smokescreen or is this a last minute buy?

[Paulinho]

Very satisfying name to scream. 

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, Geordie Magpie said:

What's the fee?

Hope reporting £75m

Downie £60m + £5m

Hope can't convert currencies. 

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

2" taller than Dan Burn 

Burns taller than Woltemade

[Keggy_Keagal]

Physically I'd have no concerns about him in this league. Bit concerned about his lack of pace compared with the rest of the players in our attack. Nothing that good coaching and intelligent play can't sort out.

[Yorkie]

Just now, Paulinho said:

Very satisfying name to scream. 

 

How do you scream it? Asking for a friend called Peter.

[Joe1984]

1 minute ago, Checko said:

I know fuck all about him and obviously strikers from the Bundesliga to the PL is often unsuccessful. Still, some here were raving about him earlier in the window and though the fee is massive, with no striker we were over a barrel anyway.

 

Anyway, with any luck Bayern will take a great player off our hands in a couple of years.

Last time we signed a striker from Bundesliga, he turned into a midfield enforcer.

 

Silver linings.

[Weznufc]

Just now, relámpago blanco said:

Hope can't convert currencies. 

SSN say 60m up front and 4 mill add on 

[Holloway]

There's a few saying he was the one,mind 

[duo]

7 minutes ago, midds said:

Know absolutely nothing about him but if he's half as good as the reaction on here suggests then he'll be amazing

Really technical for his height.  

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by duo

[Geordie Magpie]

Reckon Isak is off, we probably had that meeting, come to terms with it's best he fucks off, went straight in for Woltemade and will probably still be in for JSL/Wissa

[kenlau88210]

Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

2" taller than Dan Burn 

 

About same height or just an inch shorter than Burn

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just now, relámpago blanco said:

Burns taller than Woltemade

Gawd

[TRon]

Just now, relámpago blanco said:

Burns taller than Woltemade

 

 

Thank God for that. I was wondering what sort of freak we were signing.

[Rich]

Full attacking trio wearing headbands. Things you just don’t expect to see.

[Sibierski]

If I remember correctly from Euros, he played with another striker didn’t he?

[NG32]

Wunderkind

[Ikon]

Glad these news broke now and not at 10pm. Now there's a chance of getting into bed before 3am at least  So happy about this. Never seen him play but I don't care. Seems highly rated. Most of all very good technically as well which I really really like and think we need.

[BonesJones]

This real? All while the draw was going on wow. Maybe he saw Barca at SJP and got his agent to make the call.

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by BonesJones

[PauloGeordio]

 

Hitting like crack this.

[Lush Vlad]

I know he has been highly rated on here by a few. Plus he was hyped at the U21 Euro’s, which is the only time I have seen him. 
 

Big money. Guess it means one more who is maybe a bit more PREM PROVEN™️ and then Isak goes. Can’t see us getting just him at £60-70m and keeping Isak. 

[Geordie Ahmed]

Was impressed with him at the Euro's

 

Rate him more than Sesko so worked out while that he rejected us

 

Not sure if Larsen was a smokescreen but feel much better spending £65m on this lad than £50m+ on Larsen