Nick Woltemade

[kingxlnc]

If he plays up front with Wissa and William Osula we could have a strike force of WOW

 

 

[Sibierski]

Is it too late for him to be on bench Saturday?

[christ]

A statement signing just when we needed one. We need Yasir to turn up more often.

 

Not sure if he’s an out and out Isak replacement mind. Seems like a curious choice. I wouldn’t be surprised if we spend the next couple of days pestering Brentford.

[Guest]

Wild that Hope basically casually dropped this in an article 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by Sempiternal

[Sima]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

Have RTG said they'd rather Mayenda yet?

 

They've brought up his goal record.  Like they did with Isak 3 years ago.

[Charlies]

The fact I care more about the fucking like of pasta nonce & co having no idea about this, worries me somewhat. 
 

bring it on the baths half full. 

[Drewboy74]

6 minutes ago, Slim said:

Let's go 

 

Lets

 I Can't tell who Woltermade is

[Doctor Zaius]

Kicker Bundesliga team of the season last year but as a midfielder. Is he an out and out striker, or what? No nothing about him. 

[NG32]

Go get another striker and bring Mainoo in from man utd. 

[relámpago blanco]

You don't do a deal of this size thats basically wrapped up in 24 hours.  We must have been talking for a while.

[kingxlnc]

He’s a Joao Pedro or Ekitike alternative in that he’s a playmaker 10 so can play WITH Isak too

[Newcastle Fan]

Yasir meant business.

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

Just seen he shares his Birthday with King Kev it’s a sign, we're gonna win the lot 🙌

[Kid Icarus]

How do we go from missing out on Wolves' centre forward for £60m to getting the player Bayern were replacing Kane with for the same price?

[Flip]

Never seen him play, but already better than Isak.

[Jonas]

Tight as I am I'm fine with that fee relative to the other quotes we've been getting.  Resale value bcked in, maybe even an increase even if he weren't to pull up any trees to Bayern in the future. I'm no more or less convinced by him than Sesko or JSL on the park but the business feels much better.

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by Jonas

[Mr Misery]

6 minutes ago, Keggy_Keagal said:

Physically I'd have no concerns about him in this league. Bit concerned about his lack of pace compared with the rest of the players in our attack. Nothing that good coaching and intelligent play can't sort out.

Wait til Eddie gets him fit 

[Guest]

Just now, kingxlnc said:

He’s a Joao Pedro or Ekitike alternative in that he’s a playmaker 10 so can play WITH Isak too

Yeah isak and him would have been deadly. Annoying 

[Nucasol]

31 minutes ago, gbandit said:

There’s a lot going on in my pants right now and it’s all good stuff

[TK-421]

6 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

2" taller than Dan Burn 

6' 6" according to Wikipedia.

BDB is 6' 7" isn't he?

[Dokko]

1 minute ago, TBG said:

 

Ahh hello Mr Newcastle. We would in fact like to accept your £55M bid.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[STM]

1 minute ago, Sempiternal said:

Wild that Hope basically casually dropped this in an article 

 

 

 

 

Thats because he likely hadnt confirmed it when he wrote it but couldn't leave it out.

[toon25]

Give me this guy over Sesko any day of the week

[Famous Nick]

so is he 60+5 in GBP or 85+5 in euros. not the same even after conversion. seen both.

 

65m in GBP is only 75m euros so one of the journos cannot fucking use google to convert maybe. 

 

 

[JT24]