Nick Woltemade

[Izakaya]

The absolute rush of waking up to a booked medical, especially for a player everyone's been saying we should be looking at. 

 

FUCKING YES LADS

[Mole]

Just now, Kanj said:

His linkup with Ramsey is going to be filth 

Woltemade or Kroos? 

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Kanj said:

His linkup with Ramsey is going to be filth 

The Dicks Out brothers, I can see it now 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

1 minute ago, The Butcher said:

Let's hope he goes easy on the Shearer celebration with him being German and that.

oof ya fucka 

 

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

[TK-421]

Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Makams have wrote him off already lads

Looks like we've bought another donkey 

 

He's ney Wilson Missadoor, Marra. #FTM

[Izakaya]

Reminds me of waking up after a night on the toot at my sister-in-laws to find out we signed Sylval Marveaux out the blue. 

[Moose]

2 minutes ago, duo said:

He loves the toon

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sound, I'll get the Toni Kroos thread started.

[SUPERTOON]

So, how good is this lad ? 

[Wilson]

Botman at the back... Woltemade in attack

 

Rolls right off the tongue. 

[mattypnufc]

2 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Makams have wrote him off already lads

Looks like we've bought another donkey 

Just like they did with Isak. 

[gjohnson]

2 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Makams have wrote him off already lads

Looks like we've bought another donkey 

Of course theyd say that....then again they think Isak couldnt lace Isidors boots.

 

Ringing endorsement i'd say

[Moose]

I can't decide if he looks like a 1970's Anthony Gordon or Todd Cantwell on growth hormones

[GeordieDazzler]

[Mike]

11 minutes ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

If the club social media team aren’t trying to get Tony Kroos to be involved with the announcement video they’re missing a trick

 

Local lad intro and its Toni Kroos hollering at him in German.

[Scoot]

Just now, gjohnson said:

Of course theyd say that....then again they think Isak couldnt lace Isidors boots.

 

Ringing endorsement i'd say

 

I seem to remember them saying they'd rather have Ross Stewart than Isak.

 

They're really switched on i think.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

3 minutes ago, Izakaya said:

Reminds me of waking up after a night on the toot at my sister-in-laws to find out we signed Sylval Marveaux out the blue. 

 

Hopefully works out better than that

[STM]

Volaire, song.

 

Woltemade oh oh...

 

Woltemade oh oh..

 

 

He came from Germany and then we sacked the swede...

 

Woltemade. Oh oh oh

[Groundhog63]

Stadt, Stadt Schwarz-Weiß-Armee

[Scoot]

Please dont start making songs up for him on the Internet. Every time I see it I just think this is fucking hideous. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Not sure if posted but Alice's video about this lad makes him sound absolutely perfect for us. 

[Lush Vlad]

9 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

 

He's ney Wilson Missadoor, Marra. #FTM

Didn’t some on RTG say they’d rather have Ross Stewart than Isak?  

[duo]

I think this signing will give the squad as big a lift as much as it does the fans

[jack j]

1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Not sure if posted but Alice's video about this lad makes him sound absolutely perfect for us. 

Alice?

[Moose]

Wir sind die Geordies

Die Geordie Stiefel Jungs

Denn sind wir wahnsinn und wir sind verrückt

Wir sind die trueste Fussballfans dass die welt je hatte

 

(Falls ein Deutsch das gelesen hat, es tut mir leid für mein Grammatik!)

[STM]

2 minutes ago, Scoot said:

Please dont start making songs up for him on the Internet. Every time I see it I just think this is fucking hideous. 

 

I know. I never do it normally. I got carried away.