Nick Woltemade

[Pilko]

He's class. Loads of pressure on him with the Wissa injury and he's absolutely booted the doors off in his early appearances.

 

[ToonAbroad]

1 minute ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Woltemade is so intelligent on the pitch and his passes are simply brilliant. And on top of that, he scores goals.

I like this player.

Er ist ein toller Mensch!

[The Prophet]

Sky comparing him to Crouch, stop it

[ToonAbroad]

Interview with him and Schär was pretty nice, saying how he can speak German to Schär and Thiaw which has helped him settle. And nodding along as Schär said how great Nick's character was made me giggle. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

4 minutes ago, ToonAbroad said:

Er ist ein toller Mensch!

And that's not all. He's a fantastic, likeable character. I could watch him for hours.

He has the makings of a legend, no, he already is a legend.

[Optimistic Nut]

2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

Sky comparing him to Crouch, stop it

 

Crouch doesn't belong in the same category. Berbatov and Ibrahimovic maybe.

[Lush Vlad]

I know Barnes missed by trying to be cute and go near post. But plenty have said Barnes will love playing with Woltemade and they’re not wrong. Unreal turn and pass to feet for the shot.

 

So many of our players over/under hit passes or put it behind the run. But not this fella. 
 

Of all our wingers, Barnes is the best fit to play with him and I think we will get plenty of chances from their link up. Well, mostly Big Nick feeding wor Harvey.

[Mole]

Crouch was neat and tidy for his size but he simply wasn’t able to do things that genuinely hurt a defence in the ways Woltemade does every game.

 

It’s a very stupid comparison.

[The Prophet]

2 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Crouch doesn't belong in the same category. Berbatov and Ibrahimovic maybe.

 

He reminds me loads of Berbatov.

[Ginola]

On 14/09/2025 at 21:09, Ginola said:

Rewatching the highlights his general demeanor and style gave Berbatov vibes but with better workrate. Hope he builds on that excellent debut, could become a cult hero in no time 

 

 

 

This comes through more and more every time I see him

[Jack14Bojangles]

Ever since I noticed him at Stuttgart, I've kept an eye on him. And he simply captivated me with his playing style, his footballing artistry, and his personality. I've become a Woltemade fan.

 

And since he's been playing for Toon, I'm completely blown away. I think the Premier League and the whole environment in this region are a perfect fit. Three months ago, I couldn't have imagined wearing a Newcastle shirt. And now I love the club and the area. I've learned a lot in the meantime. Even a little Geordie, "Howay the lads."

[Smal]

he reminds me of Berbatov a fair bit but with some work he will become more of a Kane I think. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

2 minutes ago, Smal said:

he reminds me of Berbatov a fair bit but with some work he will become more of a Kane I think. 

I completely agree. Like Kane, Wolte often drops back and joins the build-up play. And then there are his fantastic passes...

[Smal]

4 minutes ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

I completely agree. Like Kane, Wolte often drops back and joins the build-up play. And then there are his fantastic passes...

 

Yeah, and he's such a good technician that I think his finishing will improve. We will coach more of the goal poaching movement into him like we did with our previous striker. 

[gbandit]

43 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:

So many of our players over/under hit passes or put it behind the run. But not this fella. 

This, the weight on his passes (and they’re normally difficult passes with very little room for error in terms of direction) is always perfect. An absolute technician. Superb passer, incredible vision, excellent touch and ball control. Just a brilliant footballer 

[Fak]

I just wanna see him smash one in with his feet. 

[samptime29]

He does the control, lovely reverse pass for a counter so well. Really happy he is scoring. Clearly a talent.

[jack j]

1 hour ago, Nine said:

His height played its part there 

And the keeper. Clown made it easy for him

[Checko]

Classy player, but he also presses hard. Once up to speed he's actually pretty fast, though being such a big unit his accelerations's not the best.

[Vaj]

The most excited I think I’ve ever been about our squad and it’s mainly due to Woltemade coming in as the final piece of the jigsaw. Just feel that we will go from strength to strength now and he will be a big part of that with the way he links it all.
 

Weird how we are 12th yet I’ve been so positive about us all season, can see it’s a matter of time before it really clicks  

[Erikse]

17 minutes ago, gbandit said:

This, the weight on his passes (and they’re normally difficult passes with very little room for error in terms of direction) is always perfect. An absolute technician. Superb passer, incredible vision, excellent touch and ball control. Just a brilliant footballer 

 

And yet he also has it in him to score a bunch of headers. It's almost a bit bizarre, but in a good way.

[Heron]

He is a pure cool customer is old Saint Nick. Definitely my favourite ever German.

[Gawalls]

6 minutes ago, Vaj said:

The most excited I think I’ve ever been about our squad and it’s mainly due to Woltemade coming in as the final piece of the jigsaw. Just feel that we will go from strength to strength now and he will be a big part of that with the way he links it all.
 

Weird how we are 12th yet I’ve been so positive about us all season, can see it’s a matter of time before it really clicks  

I still genuinely think Wissa is the final piece and will score shit loads for us.

[Danh1]

13 minutes ago, Heron said:

He is a pure cool customer is old Saint Nick. Definitely my favourite ever German.

Wish they’d won both wars me. And the World Cup 

[Mountain]

1 hour ago, Beren said:

I know we paid £60m+ for both Isak and Woltemade, which isn't exactly in the discount aisle, but the cartel clubs must be blowing a gasket so hard every time we fall ass backwards into these superstar forwards 

 

Manchester United higher ups must be fuming. They stole Sesko (who appears to be a pretty standard big man in the Premier League with no immediate stand out gifts) and we got an absoluute unique gem who is really weird and good.