ScottishMagpie Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 The gates to a brick wall. Use your imagination man: http://www.hp-lexicon.org/images/essayart/platform9_3-4_1.jpg It leads to Joe Kinnear's School for Transfers and Clownery. No mudblood mackems allowed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/nPmTTnk.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Bound to be against modern health and safety laws if they actually gave the gates a proper function? Incidentally, are those slides thing actually happening? Or was it a joke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Bound to be against modern health and safety laws if they actually gave the gates a proper function? Incidentally, are those slides thing actually happening? Or was it a joke? Knocked on the head IIRC, just going to be regular landscaping. Lets not forget this was the plot of land next to the metro station, and absolutely F*** all to do with the club. But a great excuse for the national press to indulge in their usual 'haha look at teh fat geordies on a slide, probly all covered in p*ss and drunk and fat haha, teh gerodies are funny lol" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 I wanted a go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Beggars belief that they can fuck up something so easy as putting gates up to the main entrance and just shut them at night ,but to put them up against a wall is nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Got to hand it to Ashley, he's been creative and has brought a whole new meaning to the word "gate". Redefining the English language and post-modern art at the same time. Kudos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Beggars belief that they can fuck up something so easy as putting gates up to the main entrance and just shut them at night ,but to put them up against a wall is nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Not sure if serious but I'm pretty sure 99.9% of the population will not heat about this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Tbf to them, there was probably no place where they could both be on display in a decent place and serve their proper function as gates. Having them right in front of a brick wall is a bit daft, but there's no obvious place to stick them either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Eh? I thought they'd be put on at the milburn steps or the south west corner. 1 step forward. 2 steps back again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Bolted to a brick wall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Beggars belief that they can fuck up something so easy as putting gates up to the main entrance and just shut them at night ,but to put them up against a wall is nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Not sure if serious but I'm pretty sure 99.9% of the population will not heat about this. time will tell on that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. Why not bolt one on each wall so it looks like they open up to something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. They could have put them where they were originally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. They could have put them where they were originally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. They could have put them where they were originally. But there's no need for them there, or new gates anywhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. So you think its ok to put gates against a brick wall at your house and not be the laughing stock of your street when people walk past Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 But there's no need for them there, or new gates anywhere. The wall has even less need for gates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Which they'd just put it on some open area, that would at least look like art. Brick wall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. They could have put them where they were originally. But there's no need for them there, or new gates anywhere. It will symbolize the entrance to the ground in the correct place but looks bloody stupid against a wall Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 But there's no need for them there, or new gates anywhere. The wall has even less need for gates. They're not gates, they're 'cladding'. And it's better than sticking them where you're suggesting, or somewhere else for the mackum tourists to clamber over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 But there's no need for them there, or new gates anywhere. The wall has even less need for gates. They're not gates, they're 'cladding'. And it's better than sticking them where you're suggesting, or somewhere else for the mackum tourists to clamber over. Climbing wall for pissed mongs on a saturday night and they climb over and get knocked over by Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 But there's no need for them there, or new gates anywhere. The wall has even less need for gates. They're not gates, they're 'cladding'. And it's better than sticking them where you're suggesting, or somewhere else for the mackum tourists to clamber over. Climbing wall for pissed mongs on a saturday night and they climb over and get knocked over by Yup, not doubting for one minute that that'll still happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Struggled to think where you'd could actually use them as functioning gates, so it's as good a place as any. Just think of it as an artistic addition to the ground, and as such I think they'll look pretty good. ...nothing short of making us look so feckin embarrassing and a laughing stock around the world Er... Nah. So you think its ok to put gates against a brick wall at your house and not be the laughing stock of your street when people walk past They're purely ornamental though, they're not meant to ever serve their purpose as actual gates. Laughing stock, have a word man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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