midds Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I encountered a scouser today. 47 years old and he couldn't read or write. Bet the cunt could get into a locked Ford Focus within a minute though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I encountered a scouser today. 47 years old and he couldn't read or write. Bet the cunt could get into a locked Ford Focus within a minute though. To be fair you just have to look at a Ford and it's doors spring open. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I encountered a scouser today. 47 years old and he couldn't read or write. Bet the cunt could get into a locked Ford Focus within a minute though. To be fair you just have to look at a Ford and it's doors spring open. Surely the fact that Fords are so shit is the ultimate theft deterent? Why would anyone want to be seen dead driving one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I encountered a scouser today. 47 years old and he couldn't read or write. Bet the cunt could get into a locked Ford Focus within a minute though. To be fair you just have to look at a Ford and it's doors spring open. Surely the fact that Fords are so shit is the ultimate theft deterent? Why would anyone want to be seen dead driving one? Okay majorly off topic but I disagree with that, I'd have an Escort Cosworth any day of the week. Then again I'm quite a chav. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magorific Posted October 7, 2011 Share Posted October 7, 2011 I encountered a scouser today. 47 years old and he couldn't read or write. Bet the c*** could get into a locked Ford Focus within a minute though. To be fair you just have to look at a Ford and it's doors spring open. Surely the fact that Fords are so s*** is the ultimate theft deterent? Why would anyone want to be seen dead driving one? Very reliable, high spec, good value... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I encountered a scouser today. 47 years old and he couldn't read or write. Bet the cunt could get into a locked Ford Focus within a minute though. To be fair you just have to look at a Ford and it's doors spring open. Surely the fact that Fords are so shit is the ultimate theft deterent? Why would anyone want to be seen dead driving one? Imagine living around Detroit. Almost 90% of the cars I saw were Fords. And most carried the bumper sticker saying "Out of a job yet, keep buying foreign." Lolmichigan Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearMagic Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html Wouldn't even get in the England team. Cole & Baines would be selected ahead of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Pick him v San Marino in WCQ. Prevent him playing for Spain. Never pick him again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 why did this get bumped, i'm still gutted....even more so seeing how much the dippers love him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Aye, he's the only one I actually miss. Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html Wouldn't even get in the England team. Cole & Baines would be selected ahead of him. He wouldn't be selected for the England team simply because he's the best option. Capello would pick Dagenham's reserve LB, Gerry Lublock or something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 I never think about him now TBH, we would be much better if we still had him though obviously. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Gotta say that it's quite weird that we have tried every player imaginable at LB to replace Capdevila, but José Enrique still hasn't got a call. He's getting considerable more time in our media now that he plays for Liverpool, though, but it's pretty unlikely he'll go to the EC if Del Bosque hasn't thrown him into the mix at this point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Gotta say that it's quite weird that we have tried every player imaginable at LB to replace Capdevila, but José Enrique still hasn't got a call. He's getting considerable more time in our media now that he plays for Liverpool, though, but it's pretty unlikely he'll go to the EC if Del Bosque hasn't thrown him into the mix at this point. Any idea why he doesn't get a chance for Spain, do they see him as not able to play their passing game? Or is it a mystery like the one where Gareth Barry gets picked for England? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Gotta say that it's quite weird that we have tried every player imaginable at LB to replace Capdevila, but José Enrique still hasn't got a call. He's getting considerable more time in our media now that he plays for Liverpool, though, but it's pretty unlikely he'll go to the EC if Del Bosque hasn't thrown him into the mix at this point. Any idea why he doesn't get a chance for Spain, do they see him as not able to play their passing game? Or is it a mystery like the one where Gareth Barry gets picked for England? Del Bosque is pretty conservative when it comes to throwing in new names, for example Soldado hasn't got a call despite his incredible scoring record this season, and the poor form of Villa and Torres (although Villa's form for Spain is alright). It's not a case of "picking on reputation", he's always said he values having a core of players that know each other and are used to play with each other, particularly given our brand of football. I think that Del Bosque envisions Arbeloa as the "safe" defensive-minded LB, and he's looking for a more adventurous alternative, so he's been trying Monreal and Alba in that position, who are better going forward. Possibly José Enrique doesn't fit this mold so for now he's out. But I think he'll get a chance when Puyol retires and Ramos moves to the center of the defence (thus Arbeloa starting on the right and another spot opening up for a more defensive LB). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html So he leaves NUFC to join Liverpool to ultimately get called up to the Spain squad, but ends up being given the idea to play for England instead. There's a meme in there somewhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html So he leaves NUFC to join Liverpool to ultimately get called up to the Spain squad, but ends up being given the idea to play for England instead. There's a meme in there somewhere Be even better if it was Reina doing the encoraging. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html So he leaves NUFC to join Liverpool to ultimately get called up to the Spain squad, but ends up being given the idea to play for England instead. There's a meme in there somewhere Be even better if it was Reina doing the encoraging. Oh yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Over the wall > Jose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Look at the league table Jose I loved him as a NUFC player, but lost a lot of respect for him with the way he left, saying stuff like he wanted to wait until we are free of relegataion before signing a new contract, then never signing one. If we finish ahead of them at the end of May I'll be looking for any thoughts him and Carroll have to say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Look at the league table Jose I loved him as a NUFC player, but lost a lot of respect for him with the way he left, saying stuff like he wanted to wait until we are free of relegataion before signing a new contract, then never signing one. If we finish ahead of them at the end of May I'll be looking for any thoughts him and Carroll have to say. Oh definitely. Would be satisfying to hear their.......regrets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Look at the league table Jose I loved him as a NUFC player, but lost a lot of respect for him with the way he left, saying stuff like he wanted to wait until we are free of relegataion before signing a new contract, then never signing one. If we finish ahead of them at the end of May I'll be looking for any thoughts him and Carroll have to say. He never actually said anything at that time, it all came through the manager. Pretty much the opposite of Barton, yet getting the same treatment. Strange. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html So he leaves NUFC to join Liverpool to ultimately get called up to the Spain squad, but ends up being given the idea to play for England instead. There's a meme in there somewhere He's only saying that, or somebody close to him is saying it, to try to force his way into the spain squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 Spanish full-back Jose Enrique says his Liverpool team-mates are encouraging him to play for England. Full story: Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2068122/Jose-Enrique-urged-Liverpool-players-play-England.html So he leaves NUFC to join Liverpool to ultimately get called up to the Spain squad, but ends up being given the idea to play for England instead. There's a meme in there somewhere He's only saying that, or somebody close to him is saying it, to try to force his way into the spain squad. Judging from VI's post above, as it stands, Enrique won't be in the squad any time soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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