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Just seen Isak midair blown down my street, can’t see him starting later even if he did land in the sea.

Hearing Isak's GPS has broken down and he's lost his way to the ground.

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Paddy Power being banter merchants

You've just won the league, why care so much about Gary Neville?

What is the wind like? It is unreal in Manchester

Oh yes that's a given, but if you want to get out shearers is probably the only place... Legally.

Just saw two magpies. I believe. Howay the lads.

The two worst accounts on X. Magnificent.

Lol is that another of those twitter freaks with multiple accounts who talk to themselves?

Would be one of the biggest upsets of all time if this shower can even get a draw out of this. It's gonna need to be all on us to qualify. But I was kinda hoping Forest would get in ahead and Villa would miss out as they feel like our closest rivals over this and coming seasons and anything to slow them down would have been helpful.

Pop a cork when Perez snuffs it. Problem is he’s like fucking Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars and will find a way of cheating death.

Seems like it’s a start for Botman as well.

@Dr Venkman

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/howe-were-where-we-need-to-be-at-the-moment-but-you-cant-relax-for-a-second Good read. The boss.

£12.80 - I did a post on it, let me try and dig it out.

Anyone got the link to the average ticket cost info that was doing the rounds a while back?

I'm sure it will be, it'll work well. They really don't have anyone who can run in behind either.

For once can these useless fucks actually win a game we want them to?

The "finished 24 points outside the promotion places and fluked the play offs parade"

INTO THESE Z-CAR PLAYING, SWEET CHUCKING, MACKEM LOVING, 2ND BEST IN THEIR CITY BITTER BLUE CUUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That is all.