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I'm guessing Fak is Mr Raspberry Pie?

Pitiful capitulation by Betis. What a joke of a competition.

Its been made a mockery of this season. Felt like Newcastle being in the Northumberland Senior Cup or something. The expansion of the top four, top top six, to us and Villa joining in means its likely clubs from that will be in the Europa and Conference indefinitely and should be winning it. After the chaff gets weeded out its a two-legged affair against the other better teams so the one-off off-chance is reserved only for the final.

Can’t be sending him to League 1 ffs He’ll get plenty of game time next season

Awful sense of foreboding that we do a lot of navel gazing this window whilst all the hot potatoes get scoffed. .

Amorim got rid of 17 players when he took over Sporting, looks like he wants something similar if he can't trust the current squad.

Shay Cristina Barcelona strikes again.

Bet it was that cunt Rory Jennings saying that

Dont blame me I wouldn't have had a thread to post it in if Shay didn't create it.

Fak off.

I sort of roll my R’s for some reason with the Sandro song when I’m at graft. Rrrrrrrandro rrrrrrrerrari rrrrrrrandro rrrrrerrrrari spagwet morrrrett fuckin sunlun. But I work on a building site and we are all a bit mental.I’ve also had a bottle and a half of red wine.

I’m trying to convince myself about it To not get excited. Want it to happen!

It’s 100% horseshit

Convinced this is all garbage personally

I completely made it up using Google Translate was just trying to help Shay out.

Joan García will travel to Newcastle for a medical this weekend. Personal terms have already been agreed. The transfer fee from Espanyol is expected to be paid soon.

I’m not not hard.

Roberto Melendon @Meledon1 Oficial: Joan García viajará a Newcastle para el reconocimiento médico este fin de semana. Los términos personales ya están acordados. Se espera que el importe del traspaso con el Espanyol se pague pronto. 22:39 - May 28, 2025

Do you have any idea how crazy you are?

Joan Garcia will be brought to me and placed at my feet.

Evil genius move.

Good point. This is a very similar transfer to the Wayne Rooney to Man Utd one I have to say.

Plucky little underdog Chelsea with their tiny 54 man, £2b squad, however did they do it??

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