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Just been down the park to wank my spaniel Saw a few blokes in toon shirts doing the same with theirs A nod of acknowledgment, a knowing wink and a reminder to ourselves that “things have changed, we’ve done this before, we can do it again, we’re all in this together” It’s helped to ease the collective nerves

Cue several "Nerbody tells me whert to dee" type replies

So if I've done this right New max points -72 min 63 Gd 21 Chel- max points 72 min 63 gd 6 Forest max points 70 Min 61 gd 12 Villa max points 69 min 63 gd 7 So 2 wins outta outta 3 and villa can't catch us , fuck i hope we win today

Maybe he’s a week behind? Miley starts this week. 5 at the back next week v Arsenal.

It will be, ostensibly, to assist their fans to get back to London at a reasonable hour. Which is why our fans get shit on trying to get back from London at unreasonable hours.

He'd be a good fit for Villa but if they sign Rashford permanently, he'd be back in the same position he's in here. If he's their alternative to signing Rashford, it would make a lot of sense. Still not sure we should sell him though

I meant to ask this a while back. Does anyone on here sit in the East Stand?

Aye aware of the reasons. Doesn’t make it any less of a cunt.

If he could bless our Pope with the ability to kick. If even just for one game. That would be ideal.

Conference. Sorry to be pedantic.

The East Stand:

It was supposed to be the TNT Saturday 12pm game, but Chelsea got to the Europa Conference League semi-final which meant that it had to be re-scheduled. TNT have an exclusive slot, and having it at any other time would push it into a Sky slot. It won’t happen again.

What's the reason for this being a 12 o clock ko? Can't see any benefit for either side

Lying in bed hungover in Motel One. Only solution is a fry up and a pint, before screaming lungs out for 2 hours. Let’s fucking do this.

12:00 lads…

I think Gordon starting is the right call, but only if Barnes is starting as well which it sounds like is happening

Worth the loss. I was the one in the deep sea diving helmet, btw. Oh! I maybe wouldn’t use your snorkel again until it’s been through the dishwasher.

Twitter seems to think Gordon is starting, no mention of formation yet.

Sites linking him with Villa - apparently he’s top of their Wish list.

Took me 40 minutes to get that bastard off and I still can't find one of me' flippers. Edit: Post refers to the wet suit (not one of the semi-naked gentlemen).