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So does this lad start if he comes in then? I guess it depends what formation we play doesn’t it. Hes certainly give us a bonafide striking option when resting Isak and be able to play him as a target man with Isak in games.

I never know how to feel when I watch back pundits opinions like that. I suppose we've all been massive wrong (well apart from TCD whos always right) in our footballing takes but there's an element cuntishness about them. Anyway. Howe is God.

So does he come in as Popes understudy initially then?

He came out with the same sort of shite that Pardew did while he was at the club, yet somehow that's forgotten - including dedicating the FAC SF win to DH and Shepherd a few days after 'Toongate'. Mind you, Bobby Robson called us all 'pricks' for criticising Mick Wadsworth, but he eventually created a good side, so that gets forgotten too

Again, with these cunts that have been at Man Utd/Liverpool and won everything, they go to other clubs and have an air of pity about them. Nicky Butt, Bruce, McClaren, Souness... "Why would this club expect to win every game, they arent a big club. They should be happy with having a serial winner try and show them what to do". The managers who we have loved have had the opposite attitude, have ambition and belief in what you can achieve (Howe, Rafa, Keegan, SBR), so much so that in the cases of Keegan and Rafa they fell out with our own ownership over lack of ambition.

He only started 3 of Strasbourg's last 8 Ligue 1 games. I know that's not the be-all-and-end-all, but they'll do well to get their money back if they have the season everyone outside of Westside thinks they're going to have.

'Is that airport near Ponteland?'

I'd bet that they're already telling themselves that we were after Diarra and he picked them

He scored against England, so is immediately a top 6 player who they could sell for £60m+ next summer. Stinks of Seri to me.

Not sure a bit part player for Strasbourg is getting into the first team squad of many clubs at the top end of the PL tbh. I assume they already think he's better than Joelinton, Tonali and Bruno combined?

As a European, I see 'CWC' and immediately think 'Cup Winners' Cup'. I hate modern football.

I've seen Bernard Manning's stand-up, and you're right - there isn't

Shamelessly stolen from the nufc Reddit.

Shit, I've just been on their forum, this signing means they are getting in Europe and we are so upset we are going down. Get your finger out Mitchell !!!

Yeah it is

Can’t imagine Nick Pope speaking that way

That real?

Interesting Chelsea have made no effort to hijack this given they own Strasbourg.

Now there's a title update and a half.

"Great news, we've got you to a Premier League club!" "Amazing, which one?" "Err...it's in the North East" "Newcastle?" "Well...we're going to Newcastle airport..."

The Mclaren era feels like a complete fever dream, I'm not convinced it even happened.

Brentford pulling the piss out of Man Utd is a good laugh.