Skeletor

So this is what it's like to see one of your teams win a trophy

Anyway I'd love to see Maddison here but can't see it happening.

We'll slash your fucking tyres

I thought we'd cleansed the club of all the fati's after Bruce got the boot.

He definitely gave the corner, then decided that it was a drop ball because one of their players got injured jumping into Bondswell and getting nowhere near the ball.

Bramble-itis?

Definitely the winner of the most HTT like post of the year.

No he was signed during Cabbage Head's era.

£25m FFS.

Not gonna lie, it was satisfying seeing these diving cunts actually feeling some pain whilst going down for once.

And the cheating cunts win it.

Well ref, you caused this by giving them everything every time they dived.

Whatever Joelinton said to the ref, he deserved it.

Cunt referee.

Well done Rafa. Just get on our team bus at the end and come back to Newcastle to sign a contract.

Gingerstaff coming on.

Two great chances and didn't make the keeper work at all.

Where have we been hiding this Bondswell kid?

I love Big Joe

Curious which unofficial Newcastle forum gave players 98% approval ratings. The most popular players being all of them.

Eew Darlow

Time to walk away then.

Is he worth exactly £35m?

All it took was Grealish to be a prick to him and he's returned as Messi 2.0