pedro111

Id love to bring one of you overseas fans along with me and the lads on the piss on a matchday, particularly an away day. You'd be made more than welcome. -Meet at the pub at 7am for a fry up and a pint while watching the half asleep stripper get her flange out on the pool table. -Onto the bus about 9am ish depending on where we are playing. -Sink numerous cans on said bus and indulge in a sing song and mickey taking. -Take over one of the locals pubs for more drink and singsong. -Rock up to the ground, go mental, (endure the match ) then back onto the bus, laugh at the people who didnt make it back aboard and are thus stranded hundreds of miles from home, then back up to gods country. You'll certainly not regret choosing NUFC then!

NYC: http://image59.webshots.com/159/9/80/54/2882980540050430172aBIhur_ph.jpg Dunno where this one is: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1085/1234221817_79beb27bde.jpg

They are the biggest bunch of cunts going tbh.

Dont mate, cause when the good times come round again you'll be glad you chose NUFC.

Well, he is more than bang on with the 'dysfunctional' bit.

The summer of 2003 is the exact point that the tits started to go up for NUFC.

How about 'the', fits perfect man.

Another great thing about this club was the whole away end 'singing' Local Hero at Cardiff in 2005.

Also, anyone else remember Anfield about 5 years ago or so? We were 2 or 3 down at half time and then Status Quo came on the tannoy and the whole away end was 'Rockin all over the world'. Class!

I loved that f***ing song. You can stop your tears now Dave, the song has been recycled, for Keegan see Shearer. People were singing it in the streets before the Chelsea match.

^^^ That waxwork is fucking abysmal btw!

Ha ha, I didnt realise that! Great stuff!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/05/10/shearer2_soton2_300x400.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41585000/jpg/_41585734_shearer_ston.jpg http://www.jpbutler.com/new-zealand/images/shearer-and-terrified-sheep.jpg What a partnership!: http://www.bbc.co.uk/tyne/content/images/2006/05/10/shearer25_400x300_300x400.jpg http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rnako1qRyqc/R5OzdZ63VLI/AAAAAAAAAP0/hFsHYX1K2Lk/s400/Kevin%2BKeegan%2B%26%2BAlan%2BShearer.jpg http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Profiles/20061005/244.shearer.harry.100406.jpg http://epl.theoffside.com/files/2008/12/shearer-rovers.jpg http://www.soccerbid.co.uk/listman/listings/images/470_1.jpg http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/27/1238151899000/England-Kits-Alan-Shearer-006.jpg http://sgstb.msn.com/i/8B/E21BA98D4EA15DF134FC0F27A4B22.jpg http://bestfootballers.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/1147.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01378/alan-shearer_1378821i.jpg http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00978/shearer1_978427c.jpg

How mental I went. Oh how mental! What a great day that was when we finally beat Germany!!! I still remember the commentary: "Beckhams free kick..........Its come in towards Michael Owen................SHEARERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" Class.

I must admit that my man crush on Colo is fading..... I still believe he is a good player but I am seeking a new player for my man crush.

Leeds Thats debateable.

In the history of the Premier League has there ever been a club that the whole nation would love to see go down more than us lot this season?

Carroll has clearly been studying at the Duncan Ferguson school of Heading. Fucking class in the air man.

Those celebrations were monumental like!!

I hate to spoil the party but still, I dont think the kid offers much apart from in the air. He is fantastic in the air infact. Dont get me wrong, I would suck him off after that goal he scored today but lets be honest, he was worse than hopeless in earlier performances this season. I hope Im totally wrong but I think theres more chance of us sitting here in 8 years time and saying "Why the fuck are we persisting in playing that Carroll?, we've known for years he's not good enough", ie a Shola mark 2, than there is of him being a genuine full time striker who the fans approve of for the club.

I know hes a nice lad and all but has there ever been a player in the history of the world who was clearly not up to the task from an early stage but who has been perceviered with for as long as Shola!!?!??!?! What is it now?, 8 or 9 years already with 3 more to come?? We are a joke of a club.

I would go were it not for the fact Im skint.

Dunno if its been mentioned but I was just reading in the ronnie gill that there was fights breaking out in the Central Station area between groups of Newcastle, Chelsea and RANGERS fans. I told you loads of them were coming down to support Chelsea. Mugs the lot of them.

Cheers boss.

If anyone was in Sam Jacks pre match did you see the Chelsea bloke dancing on the stage like Mick Jagger?