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Kelly doing his best Konate impression tonight, he's been awful

12 minutes too late Eddie. And now the mountain is twice as high

Don't take your chances then you don't deserve to win. We've been sloppy as fuck in all areas and West Ham have done us twice now, fair play. It's shit but it's our own fault

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Willock and Longstaff off, Barnes and Tonali on. Joelinton back into CM, Barnes left and Gordon right. I'll go 58th minute unless we get one back

Delivery into the box is consistently dreadful like. Just an aimless punt into a vague area and cross your fingers someone is nearby

This is the exact game that highlights Longstaff's limitations. We need something different in there tonight and he's currently sitting on the bench. The Arsenal game was perfect for him but tonight is the opposite, we need to change it up as this isn't working. He's not been the only one who's been sloppy mind

Ok so when do we switch Joelinton and Gordon around and get back to what beat Arsenal?

Scruffy cunt looks like he's been sleeping in the woods for a month

Is that? Is that? Is that some....genuinely good options I see on the bench?

Got no idea why you can't mute the commentators and just have the live stadium audio like you could during lockdown 1. Was bliss just switching the fuckers off and listening to the actual sound of the game (the fact there was no crowd was a bit eerie but still preferable than listening to that cunt drone on like he does now. Drury was fucking unbearable yesterday and got muted eventually but then there's no feedback at all from the game and you end up missing things if it's silence. He's under the mistaken belief that there's a correlation between his enthusiasm and the entertainment it provides. All I need a commentator to do is to let me know who's got the ball and the occasional stat in there if it's relevant, the game itself is the entertainment. The fucker wants to hijack the whole experience and dominate everything with his fucking drivel, making it all about how fucking great he sounds. He's supposed to be like the cutlery in a restaurant, necessary but very much in the background. I despise the prospect within a second of hearing the cunt's voice

Think we'll eventually wear them down and win it by a goal. They may be in poor form but they've got individuals who can spark something even when they're not playing well, concerned about Bowen in particular but if we can get on top of the CM then we can limit or stop the service into him. Won't be easy though

Even if they did go down the streaming route then evn £40 a month would work out cheaper than having to subscribe to Sky Sports, TNT, Amazon etc. And it would also guarantee that the punter would be able to see any match they wanted which, despite subscribing to all platforms, isn't possible right now. Obviously binning Sky/TNT you'd lose access to other sports but I think most casual British football fans would sign up for that deal. Pad the schedule out with highlights, magazine shows and documentaries on all 20 clubs and they'd rake it in imo

There are players starting every week for Man U that wouldn't have got as much as a sniff of a squad place at the same club 10 or 15 years ago. They've got a small handful of very good players and then the drop off is ridiculous. Tie that in with the loss of the 'aura' from the club and Old Trafford and they're in real danger of slipping into the chasing pack and finishing 6th-8th on a very regular basis. They've spent a large fortune and lost their entire identity only to become a pale shadow of what they used to be

I think it's only a matter of time before the PL go down the streaming route and sell subscriptions rather than do deals with Sky, TNT etc. Maybe 5 or 10 years down the line, they'll be flogging a 'Team Pass' to see specifically 1 chosen team for £24.99 a month (or whatever) or £39.99 a month for a 'League Pass' to get access to any game at any time. And they'll make an absolute killing in the process

Here we go

Don't know a single person who likes Drury's commentating. All he seems to do is irritate the neutrals with his utter shite, rehearsed, cringy, cheesy soundbites. Makes the game even worse the second he opens his big fat fucking mouth. He's a piece of shit tbph

"utopian" Fucking seriously?

Pardew

Must say, I think the ironic cheers from the home fans when he does put his foot through it haven't helped. It's got to play on his mind a bit when he's already fucked up once before. Probably feels like he has to atone for it and get involved when he really shouldn't

Fuck. Me

That's a shame

"Liverpool can't argue about it" You fucking reckon?

Contact is the knee, not the feet?

Konate is such a fucking plank at times like