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Either of the sides yesterday would need to spend £100m minimum to even stand a chance at getting 20 points in the league next season. Both of them looked a million miles away from the standard needed to survive. In fact if they get close to 30 points then they'll have had an exceptional season and vastly overachieved

I'm not remotely worried about the club itself but I must admit I am worried about the type of tackle that absolutely nailed Brereton-Diaz today. They'll fly into those with regularly and could do some serious damage to our better players. They'll not give a shit about a card they'll go out of their way to injure our better players, I genuinely believe that too. They know they can't compete so they'll try and kick us off the park and not give a fuck about it in the process

So, in a way, they were the best team in the Champions League then really?

Few of the cunts in the groupchat giving it XL tonight "Bet your gutted eh?" etc. Nah mate, potential CL and the first trophy for 70 years but you cunts spawning a playoff win has completely ruined it....

Rode their luck massively and were fortunate to still be in the game with 20 mins to go. They hung in there and stayed in the game and fair play, they're up now. I think we all know how it's going to go next season but they'll not be worrying about that for the next few months, they'll enjoy their summer, get their little hopes up and let's see how they're enjoying the Prem in about November.

Sheffield Utd have totally fucked this. Was in the palm of their hands

Onein such an attention whore. Absolutely has to be in the limelight

Think it's the correct decision but it's sheer dumb luck they're still in this, they've been fucking rank

Least they could have done is take a few carrier bags and take their own shit home with them? Like contain it and dump it in a bin on the way back to their hotel? The fact their own fans dump their shit while watching them at the SoL to the extent there are litter tornados on the pitch whenever it's windy suggests this is very much a Sunderland fan issue not a lack of bins issue. They're scruffy, lazy ignorant cunts

If they go up they go up, it's not going to affect me too much either way, completely ambivalent to it. If I could decide the result they'd get fucking smashed today but they've got a decent chance

Everton isn't the dream move for him but it's probably the most sensible at this stage. He could easily go there and score 15+ a season as the main man in the new ground and get himself the big move he's probably wanting right now. It's a nice stepping stone move

Definitely not rattled. At all

He's very good but that's an insane fee. He's young and he could be there for years but that's got to be a risk going for that big a fee

I also think the fact he's so willing to fall on his sword seems like he knows he's made a mistake and is almost daring them to sack him so it releases him from it all. Even a poor coach can take what he's given and go someway towards changing it and making it work. This fucker has walked in and almost said - "this isn't exactly what I need. I need to a complete blank canvas or you may as well get rid of me". He's had a go at changing it but he's failed and I think he knows it too. It seems like it's just damage limitation at this point

This tank fit to play on Sunday? Any idea?

I think my overarching issues with this particular set of wankers is Amorim. I like him as a person and find he generally comes off quite well - he's honest (maybe too honest at times) and he has dug his heels in and maintained he's going to use his system come hell or high water. Could be seen as a bit stubborn but he's single-minded enough to reinforce it - he's not changing shit. My main problem is the fact he can't get it to work. If he's a mint coach then surely he can take individual players and tweak them to fit the system he's brought in? I understand there will be loads of players who don't quite fit his system but surely his job is to take what he's got and improve them? He sees them for hours and hours every single week and if he was any good he could mould them into a team capable of at least carrying out simple instructions, scoring goals and winning games? You can't expect a manager to walk into a dressing room and say "nah, these aren't suitable. I need a new squad". You can't just replace the fucking lot of them with players who are capable of playing 3-4-3. At some point you have to be good enough to actually coach the players you've got into playing in that system? I mean, that's his job. He's a coach so coach the players to change the way they play and function? If he's not capable of that then what the absolute fuck is he doing there? I like him but he seems utterly ineffective and the results back this up. He's failing miserably in every aspect. He's not prepared to change system, he can't get the most out of what he has, he can't change the way they play and his team gets dicked regularly - nothing works and he can't improve it. Any other club and he'd be out on his arse by now

Can only hope these gutless pieces of shit can summon up enough professional pride to actually give Villa a game on Sunday. I'm not holding my breath, these cunts have no standards at all. They're relentlessly pathetic and have zero heart or drive to win anything though. They've been focussing on the EL for the past 3 months and still lost the cunt

Just had zero cutting edge tonight, they pressed and pushed but never really looked like cutting Spurs open and that's pretty shit tbh. Spurs have shipped loads this season and Man U never really made them work for the clean sheet, Vicario made a few decent a few decent saves but nothing ridiculous. Spurs offered virtually zero at the other end and wound up winning it. Game felt like like watching 2 morons playing table-tennis tbh

Don't see a lot of goals like that any more. Fucking cracker like

Never go back. One of life's mottos - never, ever go back

Hasn't realised just how close Pope got to that Rice shot. It was really well hit and a nice finish but it's only about 2 inches from being pushed around the past. Would have been a brilliant save mind

Start the game like we started on Sunday and we'll win it within the first 30 mins. Don't think they'll offer much resistance if we score one early, the place should be absolutely bouncing and scoring early eases all of the nerves and makes a Pickford worldie an irrelevance. They're weak defensively, their full backs are shit and they're poor at CF. Score early and we'll breeze past these cunts

I think we'll start quickly and score early and that'll settle us down. We eventually get the second, they kinda give up and we score one more to seal it 3-0

Virtually the same

Think this is right. The probabilities are my own but I think it's about right Apologies if I've fucked it... *I've also just assumed that City will get enough from Bournemouth and Fulham too. I'll be fucked if I'm bringing them into it*