BlueStar

All the t-shirts, with players in their most iconic poses... And then this

https://twitter.com/eirebhoy/status/1099407265021546497

Bardsley OG

What a flattering photo of him, looks like he's just emerged sweat-drenched from the New Monkey at 3am. Surprised he's only 63cm.

If you can't get overly excited about a homegrown wunderkid coming through the ranks of your team, hitting the ground sprinting and being talked up in the media as an England prospect, why are we here?

His song selection is pretty rubbish like, we need to work on it. We were short-staffed, Now we're long-staffed (To sit down, shut up/play up Pompey) We trained him at John Spence To batter your defence Sean Longstaff Woooaahhh Sean Longstaff Woooaahhh

Been watching athletics and so read that as 100 metres. He's long, but not that long!

Angry Celtic bedsheet banner alert https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47396010

https://v.redd.it/cl9guc3twni21/DASH_720?source=fallback

Trying to take Kepa out my team but can't seem to do it.

Pahaha https://streamable.com/tkmmw

The trashy tabloid version of this story Newcastle set to DEMOLISH transfer record with £51m signing of Brazilian striker Joelinton https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/761572/Newcastle-news-Joelinton-transfer-record-Almiron

Not on the bench today, contract trigger wankery?

*doyn

Well no wonder they went bust, can't be much of a market for collapsed cakes.

Should have punched it, was also fouled. If it hadn't gone in or had been disallowed in you might have muttered "should have punched it there" but we wouldn't be talking about clangers the next day. But that's life.

Let this sink in to the "no foul" lot. Salah gets a penalty for being barely touched from the same ref that don't think two arms in the keepers face is a penalty Wouldn't have been happy if he'd given a penalty like.

That's the spirit.

Why were you noshing off the home support? I actually don't think it was an away trip to Wolves, but another Midlands club where we happened to encounter a Wolves fan. I hope that makes it OK.

Was on an away trip once where we encountered someone who showed us the Wolves crest tattooed on his bellend. It was blurry, but it was definitely there.

Nearly went in for this then remembered my cats would sleep on it and wreck it

The body recovered from the wreckage of a crashed plane is that of Cardiff City player Emiliano Sala, Dorset Police have said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-47166633

Brought in five players who were playing twice with my wildcard. Three of them rested their first game