BlueStar

Noon, Noon, Noon, Noon I hope you're leaving soon You're on our shirts with Sela Your patch is just too yella

Replies are good value as well

Into these scabs

Does this guy have the best name in the game?

"Hi, we'd like to sell this broken footballer because he's never fit and on the rare ocassions he has played he's been absolutely shit. Shall we start the bidding at 80 million pounds? Anyone?"

Mad cunt even by keeper standards

Pope, "Hey, I've not touched the ball for 3 minutes"

Howay VAR EDIT: Rats

Minus 3.28 goals prevented is quite a stat

Yeah, everyone in the replies telling him he's an idiot because the sign was an embarrasing half-arsed mess at the last ground as well. That's him telt.

I mean in terms of lyrical hubris, football chants in general are up there with gangsta rap aren't they? Middlesborough sing that they're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.

But... who will age the men?

Novok Djokovic thinks that too https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/djokovic-water-talk-purify-tennis-emoto-b2581201.html

Accidentally used my wildcard when I meant to play my free hit. Season over.

That didn't even rhyme

I'm curious if her hair is hiding a distinct line between the colour of her chest and arm. (I mean I say this sitting an unshaven mess in old joggers and a badly stretched t-shirt)

Would be funny as fuck if we fluke a result, but just can't see it.

Three points ahead of Leeds who I had as dead and buried at some points in the season. It's a good job we got some points on the board early doors or we'd be looking very nervously over our shoulder, and if we start next season the way we've finished this one we're going to be in a relegation scrap.

Unlikable touchline antics from Di Zerbi. And he's dressed like Steve Jobs. Lass who turned out to be a Spurs fan who was sat at the table next to us has left the pub because of how we celebrated that goal.

Luckily games aren't played on paper. They're played on grass. Where Bournemouth are also better.

Can't remember the name but funnily enough it was the only one we didn't get from a Brauhaus, the Californian guide took us to some mini-mart/corner shop so we could try his favourite one, and it was much better, far deeper and richer flavours. The other Americans in our group weren't keen on it tho.

Visited after the Dortmund match, great city but did a tasting tour of the local kolsch and all but one of them were the same fizzy, tasteless, straw-coloured piss. Much preferred the dunklebeer in Dussledorf and Dortmund. Also by the time I'd walked up the cathedral I was glad to see there was a provided defibrilator at the top.

Especially when we could see the other side at exactly the same time and what it indicated about the character of a player pulling that kind of cunt move.