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What they saying? To be fair, not a word of support in that thread. But there's at least 2 or 3 on the subreddit who are willing to spend hours poring over stats to try and demonstrate that Pardew isn't that bad, so I'd imagine they'd be willing to take a few minutes pop over and show what a unique and special little snowflake they are by going against popular opinion. But not actually explain why, because their arguments would get expertly demolished on here.

Expected a handful of stay votes to appear when I saw a screenshot of the poll had been posted on Reddit.

Well, this is the biggest poll cock you'll have seen on here, so it seems a bit picky to complain about the lack of bollocks.

I'd love to give Ketsbia a go, fuck it. Most of the known quantities we'd end up with aren't a particularly exciting known quantity so let's roll the dice.

I'd echo this too. Same here. I agree. Come out of the workwork you hypothetical twat, so we can tell you you're entitled to your wrong opinion!

have a f***ing word man Too right, its quotes like this that give us a bad name, I couldn't give a shit where the next manager is from as long as his credentials are up to it Geordies hate cockneys man, remember how much we hated Rob Lee, Les Ferdinand, Warren Barton...

Obviously thinks he's gone as far as he can as Mario Balotelli's life coach.

Make your first img tag like this [img height=600] And change that 600 to however many pixels high you'd like it.

I'm sure Hatem Ben Arfa chants against Hull will cause red hot outrage amongst some pillocks about chanting for the other side's player rather than ours.

We could write one word each like those stories you used to do when you were kids. I'll start. Dear...

Even if it was a limited manager who was a nice bloke with a good attitude like Hughton, it would be preferable to a shit manager with a horrible attitude, horrible record, horrible everything.

His spell checker obviously doesn't pick up tripe, otherwise all his articles would be highlighted in red.

Ryder man, 95% of the words in the article were written by Ben Arfa and you still sneak in a fuck up

This season http://www.nufc.com/2014-15html/fixtures.html Last season http://www.nufc.com/html/2013-14html/fixtures.html

Wildcarded. Brought in all the kneejerk buys who've done well over the first 3 weeks and that are going up in value all the time. Will leave them to earn me some money over the international break and then reassess.

It would be quite easy to claim you hit a head that size by accident. "I decided to stay at home and rebuild my wall instead of going to the match and I was aiming for my skip"

Quick Reddit fuckwits and Chronicle commenters, find some photos of MYM looking fat.

Imagine Pardew loves seeing players trying flash shit like that, probably took his shirt number off him before he hit the ground

Means they couldn't get Boroni back on loan, as you're not allowed to loan two players from the same club.

Anyone getting site security certificate warnings when trying to log on today?

Worst thing he did today was being sent with a through ball down the right wing, could have sprinted forward but decided he couldn't be arsed and pretended to be pulled back.

Cabella man you lazy prick.

Ronaldo Aarons. Made a difference every time he's been in pitch for us like, the lad's going places.