BlueStar

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/drunken-manchester-united-fan-calls-6554934 Although a few posts down on that GMP Facebook page is a warning about a phone scam that's a well known hoax.

Ince-tagram

Trying to explain why Man U are saying they've not been in contact I guess.

At least we could have a bit of optimism that we'll try to challenge for something instead of going through the motions of staying in the division and nothing else, obviously that could turn to s*** knowing our luck. ....and is a comparison with Hull or Cardiff how we want to see our club...?? They were just examples of where an owner has done something drastic which most people opposed. Like changing the name of St Jame's Park and that.

Everton above Liverpool, RAWK will love that. They were incredulous enough that Spurs were level with them.

"Let's get Remy to rumble" being sung at West Ham apparently

Is it my pessimism or lack of faith in Lee Ryder that makes me not want to bother updating the thread title with this morning's Chronicle's "No bid received" headline? By the way, I blame this guy http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93045.msg4795152.html#msg4795152

But, even as Martinez concedes if they got a great offer they'd have to sell, compare how he talks about his players to what Pardew says

I just don't think he understands.

I'd be surprised if the money was used for anything more than getting to keep Loic Remy and replacing Cabaye with Cabella.

From what I can see it came from a 20/21 year old on twitter. Why are you questioning it? Not unless a load of other random people are in on it. Because they have French sounding names? I suppose Jean Micloud and Pierre Sossison are more reputable than those who retweet Colin Warris's tweets. Because they were watching Canal+ too at the time. https://twitter.com/antnparis/status/424991323645833216 Also mentioned by the guy who does the English language sections of the PSG website and presents PSG TV http://bleacherreport.com/users/1710966-jonathan-johnson Jonathan Johnson ‏@Jon_LeGossip Canal+: PSG & Newcastle agreement for Yohan Cabaye (€26m). Transfer to go through if MHSC's Remy Cabella joins Magpies. #PSG #NUFC #MHSC Jonathan Johnson ‏@Jon_LeGossip Well there you have it! PSG's reaction to Rabiot injury according to Canal+ is to agree fee with Newcastle for Cabaye. #PSG Jonathan Johnson ‏@Jon_LeGossip Montpellier coach Courbis refused to elaborate on rumours that Cabella is deep in talks with Newcastle earlier. Move real possibility.

David Moyes has now managed 48 Premier League away games against Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Man United without winning a single one.

Didn't that happen like 7 years ago? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6249213.stm Just to rub it in, the club statement

That was a Debuchy tackle that one.

Yes, but Chelsea and their fans are, mostly, bellends 500 miles away. Man U fans are ubiquitous bell-ends from sea to shining sea.

What was this before it was deleted?

No more goals

Imagine being a 25-year-old Man U fan and experiencing your team being even slightly shit for the very first time, having to doubt your manager for the very first time. Must be completely fucking alien

Carroll looks like when you press random on Skyrim create-a-character, what the fuck is that on his face?

Oh good, Carroll on.

Reckon if they keep plodding along as they are that March is going to decide if they can stay up, where they've got Norwich, Place and West Ham in a row. End that month in the bottom three and they go into April needing points against the likes of Everton, Chelsea, Spurs and Man U, with the only remaining glimmers of hope being home games against Cardiff and Swansea.

not yet but could do in the near future He means is the rapture coming.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2539179/Swindon-latest-club-ban-local-press-journalists-tweet-Ranger.html

What's happened to Justin Bieber's leg, was he mobbed by fans or something?

More info about the Debenhams deal http://bit.ly/1cVq0Tg Their share price is low after crap Christmas sales so it fits with his buy low model (see Rangers)