BlueStar

I'm so glad we don't do a version of that "by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" song. Do people not feel fucking stupid singing that when they're being cock-slapped by second-tier no marks in front of empty stadiums every week? Greatest team ever seen by the world, not Real Madrid 1960, not Man U in 1999, not Liverpool in the mid-80s or the Arsenal invincibles of 2004, no, Midlesborough 2009 featuring David Weater and Julio Arca. By a clear margin at that.

11 pages about our attendance 14 Sunderland... Famous for Newcastle...

Are Boro the worst away fans we've had here this season or do Watford pip them to it?

Had to laugh at 'sit down you paedophile' aimed at some smoggie twat in a Santa suit.

Oh well, can't imagine Boro fans will be too upset about the ref, they didn't even have enough supporters arsed enough to sell out for their 'derby' and those that have turned up are sitting in silence waiting to go home.

4-3 Man City

a bit drastic!

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rested

I fucking hate commentators in matches with the big four. "Oh my God, unbelievable! How can someone possibly send a Liverpool player off? Was there interference with the fourth official?" Interference? That's what he's fucking there for to provide support for the re,f dicknose.

Maybe these guys could do it? http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/engrish-funny-black-white.jpg

Mate of mine absolutely worshipped him and was gutted when he went to Villa. Was thinking of getting just 16 and no name on the back of his current shirt.

Was in Head of Steam and my mam rang me as we were going down the stairs to go to the match telling me it was off, so I just shouted to my mates and everyone else who was walking down the stairs telling them, everyone turned around, went back to the bar and got pissed all day. Was probably more entertaining than the game would have been, felt sorry for the poor fuckers who came all the way up from London though. Went all the way down to West Ham ages ago and even got in the fuckiing ground and they called it off because of rain, said it had got into the electrics or something. What a fucking pisser that was.

Dunno if anyone's posted this facebook group yet http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/group.php?gid=138858761796

Redknapp responds to secret party http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5778730,00.html

Wow, if mike ashley became a totally different person and did the exact opposite to everything he's done so far that made people hate him then people would like him. How insightful.

Apart from maybe Luton

For too sensible and ambitious to ever happen under this regeime. Would only happen if he was brought in as temporary cover for crucial member of the squad leaving for good or something.

BBC Breakfast news just put up todays fixtures on a graphic including "Aston Villa vs Newcastle United"

Former Birmingham owners launch £50m bid to buy West Ham http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_5772143,00.html Pfft, silly sausages. Don't they know that even Championship clubs are worth £100m?

It's a little bit like pulling out when they're ending a 14 yr relationship though. Obviously not happy with something (ashleyCOUGH!) Wonder if the yellow kit was a parting shot at the fat tat merchant for fucking them about so often.

But that's not because it doesn't rhyme with it, is it?

Wonder if there was the option if two CCC clubs would swap with them, join the SPL and play in the Champions League every season.

How on earth does 'Fabriiiiiiice Pancrate' rhyme with 'Love'? How do any of the songs sung to the tune of it rhyme with "Go west, life is peaceful there"? ? Well loads of football songs are based on it (ie Go West), none of which rhyme with the original lyrics is what I mean (Edit: so surely it shouldn't matter if words put into a song sounds like the words they're replacing as long as the right lines rhyme with each other and all fit.)

How on earth does 'Fabriiiiiiice Pancrate' rhyme with 'Love'? How do any of the songs sung to the tune of it rhyme with "Go west, life is peaceful there"?