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Does share some similarities with this leaked draft which the club confirmed was real, but at a very early stage and not a final design

"Can we play you every week - oh, wait, we do"

Viktor Gyokeres triple captain for his double gameweek. Kill is.

Lol, nowt is ever simple

Made BBC Sport

I do hope these look hillariously bad. Like Ronaldo statue bad

Could at least have been away so I didn't have to fucking go

So should be 0-0 against 10 men.

If only there was some way to tell he was a prick

Not having women commentating on men's football gives the impression it's "not for women", would not having any men at all presenting, pundting, interviewing etc not do the opposite and give male viewers the idea this wasn't something they were meant to be watching?

Predictable comments

Give it a go, then if they score first take off any players who need a break and give some kids a run out.

Come on then, someone is gonna have AI put Alan Barnes in it sooner or later, let's get it over and done with.

Strange to see accounts with SAFC and FTM in their name happily watching a blood money soaked WWE event held in Saudi Arabia. Wonder if there's a thread about it in Parsnip.

What's Sunderland's contribution to the English UEFA coefficient?

Outstanding

Hahahahaha

Fucking ridiculous

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPJ4HeoiSCt/?igsh=dXZ6Z2ZrYm5nYmxz

I'm not sure we have strikers, we have forwards but they seem scared to shoot. Barnes is our most natural finisher and is the lad who seems most keen to have a dig rather than lay it off.