thomas

No he isn't

done with football like

kill iz

in the slow mo replay his face lit up as soon as he picks the ball up after TAA miscontrols it. Knew exactly how it was going to go. Glorious.

grealish getting hacked down gives me life and i'm not ashamed to admit it.

would like to see Grealish tackled so hard his nonceband goes flying off his head

Chelsea do love a sell-on clause so I hope we'll end up with something that makes every party happy and doesn't tank us FFP-wise.

While I'm a harsh man, I'm also unfair. The defeat of ASM enjoyers must be brutal and complete.

It'd be really interesting to see the alternate universe where he came in instead of howe. hard to believe he could have done much better but he's clearly a class manager.

Crazy how we look more energetic in the 80th minute under Howe than we did in the 1st minute under Bruce. No, I will not stop harping about that fat fraud.

Martinez playing like he bet against Villa

very on-brand refereeing for a twat named madley tbh

I screamed. I actually fucking screamed GET THE ABSOLUTE FUCK INNNNNNNNNN

Was already as dreary a lineup of 3pm games as I could remember but fuck me not even going to bother pirating any of these.

My dear sweet Lee. I want to meet the people out there like "Yeah Eddie's got the team set up well but there was a real rustic charm to the tactical equivalent of clinical depression we had under Bruce".

Is it not enough to play games with spending costs by bringing amortization into the equation now we're reclassifying timelines based on what might has been "originally planned" to adjust figures, can we not please can we not saw a small piece in "the mag" doing this earlier and almost lost it.

Because Azpilicueta and James were ahead of him in the pecking order and even a very good 17-18 year old wasn't going to get a sniff? It's a wonder there's a hefty sell-on if they didn't think much of him.

it's class.

Only 32C with 50% humidity. Every journo tweet makes it sound like they're in danger of melting

I've seen the universe where the club is still grimly trying to hold on to top flight status under Ashley and we're all still here posting more frequent+disturbing "ironic" posts involving self harm over football.

I also hope a thing which has no danger of happening continues to not happen. Minimum 3 more players in or we riot, though.

kind of crazy Emery looks so composed when howards tongue is wedged 43.7m up his arse.