thomas

Really? Wanting to be shat on. Cleaning someone's arse with you're tongue, and wanting to be humiliated by a massive rubber cock. Fucking bizarre. Arguably a set of saner desires than us hanging around under Ashley's stewardship

can't a man be into weird shit [no pun] without the internet getting on his back about it?

A Bonilla. Might as well just thomas[/member] here. :lol:

Be amazed if we get over 20 points and 30 goals The fun part for me will be seeing Ashley failing to understand how cause and effect works with regards to everything falling apart yet again. Gosh mike, if only this had been preventable in some way.

If you unwrapped a Mars Bar to find a Golden Ticket inviting you to do a Score shoot with Ava Addams would you go? I can promise you this is more likely scenario

story has sent me from neutral to hate when it comes to the lanky prick tbqh.

IMO it's really not about correct or incorrect. I see the VAR brouhaha as a proxy war between the romantics of a more grassroots, non-commercialized era of football and the ruthless corporatization of it by those who also want to protect their investment. Truthfully I think the war is over and the latter have already won. Granted I do also support VAR but not because I worry about the "multimillion dollar pound decisions at stake".

alright i'm back onboard the brucetrain

I think Joelinton could be an upgrade for us. He's obviously more versatile, looks like he offers the same qualities as Rondon, probably pacier but is also able to carry the ball forward which should add another dimension to our attack. Dennis Wise told me this. Yes he could, but we have no depth at CF. I'm starting to sound like I'm defending our transfer business but Gayle, Muto, Joelinton, Almiron, Maxim and Carroll are our forwards/strikers. There aren't too many teams with that many options for their front line and I'd argue that they're by no means dross. Muto is still an unknown quantity and Gayle as our 5/6th option isn't a bad one to have. You are right in theory, it's not bad but Steve Bruce is our manager. It's like taking a looker home then realising she has a cock. Disappointing. Explain.

I don't think there'll be a single person who doesn't think he'll be crocked most of the season. If you get 10 appearances out of him you've done well. Yeah true, he's played 90mins once since 2018. Not great. Bruce will be jizzing himself at the knockdowns though wor jack says Brucie's got fitness levels rising off the chart mate. Andy will be right as rain in no time.

What kind of professional athlete is close to being sick after running 3k?? It's not true more disinformation about Rafa, that dirty forrin not keeping the lads in shape. I love the occasional, weird passive aggressive digs popping up now. We'll never know if Rafa would have done the right thing, like Bruce did.

Thought they were generally higher (when reported on that is) because more is taken out in taxes. e.g. 80k/w there works out to the same amount post-tax as something like 60-65k/w in England. So we're probably offering 40k and all the sports direct mugs he wants*. * - Limit 2

Got a wonderful crop of players - only needs maybe one or two more - have the likes of Colback, Lazaar, Aarons and Gayle back so squad is very deep - Colback to be vice captain

Low-ball wage offers? Are they sure they're reporting on the right Newcastle United?

What's Gerry Francis up to these days? could imagine he was #12 on the list. Unlucky.

Would you have to be a mastermind to put out fake takeover rumours? Would you fuck. Let's be clear here. the KBA Truthers out there aren't just crediting him with some kind of leak to the press but orchestrating the whole thing, up to and including BZGs involvement/non-involvement. Don't be silly. There''s no proof the ghost of Elvis Presley didn't produce those leaks. Wow, must be just as likely as any other explanation then I guess, right? No, that's not how that works.

the venn diagram of 'people who are likely to eat tide pods' and 'people who think keith bishop is a keyser soze level mastermind' is just one circle.

Oof. Lean times at the Stadio delle Alpi Allianz Stadium. For some reason I thought it was still called the former.

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It'll be nice practice for us then.

Has missed something like 60% of West Ham's games in the last 5 years through injury, non? Why would he ever be considered?

Waits until the big, scary Spaniard is literally half a world away to start talking shit

[drifts listlessly upon life's ocean] I guess whatever comes my way, comes my way. Wouldn't want to be accused of playing politics to try and change the situation I'm in. [bumps into floating trash pile mostly consisting of used condoms] yep, this is definitely the right choice.