James

Don't touch me

We would be top of the league if it wasn't for Pardew's failings. Is perfection too much to ask for?

Even though this is completely unrealistic; Imagine clinching the title in front of Liverpool away at Anfield the 11. of May. With a goal difference of plus 8

If he ran at me like he runs after the ball I would die wetting myself

People will know that I have in the past been critical of Cabaye in the past, not of his quality but of his consistency and fitness and attitude. He had bad spells in season one, and a bad season two. However season three after the early blip has been outstanding and he is a more complete and influential player. Keep him fit and for the hell of it we might not just challenge for European places this year, we may also be in the title race.

What Mackay has done to upset the chairman, redknapp has done even worse for every club he has been at.

Cardiff are going to try and recruit him in my opinion.

This British manager, household name, currently at another club. It is blatantly Pardew or Lennon and I'm sure neither will accept.

I'm involved in planning permissions and seen much smaller projects take much much longer. Aren't you abroad anyway mojo?

Some people just don't seem able to enjoy a good thing when they've got it.

Players look a lot fitter than they have for years. It is starting to make a difference. For all his flaws, Pardew is the third best manager in the 28 years of my life, not to be sniffed at, and yet some people still want perfection? I'm confused.

Although I am a supporter of Pardew I do doubt him frequently, but then I look at our results, our league position, the excuses (some valid, some not so valid), the boardroom, and I think of Kylie and what she once said.

He is going to score the winner in the world cup final against England isn't he?

2 points off 4th. Unreasonable expectations of perfection imo

Hideous article on Chris Hughton in the Chronicle today. To summarise: "Hughton was great to the press, not like Pardew, this isn't about the press ban btw"

10.5 out of 14 good games or expected defeats so far this season. Very competent if you ask me.

We have played 13 games. 9.5 of these went as expected or better than expected. 3.5 were let downs. Those games are effectively the difference between 9th and 2nd. For a top 6-8 challenge I'd expect days like that and we are still in a more than good position going into the second quarter of the season. I think there is overdamnation at the moment, we are in a very nice position and there is more reason for hope than gloom.

Individually I like Santon but as a team unit he think he just causes too much imbalance. Debuchy is pure crap and I'd rather play several others over him.

Even if we bid for Gowling and OAPs United accept, we probably won't pay his wages. Another fake bid.

I was in the leazes end and I could see those fuckers leaning into each other all match. It's the hair

Graham Carr visited me in my sleep last night to tell me that he recommends that Gary Johnson is the next Newcastle manager. He then brought me to Yeovil Town club office where him and Mr. Johnson tried to arrange signings without NUFC knowing. I was asked to help by persuading Marveaux 's agent to get him to sign for us.

Krul 4 Debuchy 7 MYM 7.5 Colo 7.5 Santon 6 Anita 7 Cabaye 6.5 Sissoko 8 Remy 8.5 Ben Arfa 10 Cisse 4 Gouffran 7 Tiote/Ameobi n/a

Dimension changing.

Villa are going to be a very good team this season so we will have to be very very good to win there away. A defeat isn't the end.

On a similar topic, police in Manchester are investigating a footballer for a hit and run. Several witnesses and the footballer abused the victim and said he wouldn't get caught because he had foreign number plates.