Theregulars

Spot on. He didn't bother.

Or does he jog back into it?

Lads, any chance you could opportunistically export the brand for Asian awareness and stage it as a friendly in Singapore? Cool, thx.

12 and under.

Well there I went overestimating some IQ points. Since it was to be your LAST WORD until MAY and then you SPOKE ABOUT IT AGAIN literally TWO POSTS LATER I thought that was quite funny. But I note that my calendar says FEBRUARY so more fool me. Adam Johnson likes children, you know.

Is it May already?

Hello? Clark Kent? Have I got a scoop for you!

I think about 300 pages ago.

If we'd have had Scott Dann instead of Mike Williamson the set penis would have poked and prodded us to the champions league.

Same as usual - a lot of neat huff and puff but nothing to show for it

Text from my Palace supporting mate after their game: "You were right. I hate you."

I didn't include Lacazette in the above analysis because that was never going to happen

I think in the circumstances he's the 2nd best of the 4 behind Remy. Gomis is around the same level as and has similar attributes to Mitrovic, Berahino is an overrated pole greaser. He'd think he was bigger than the club the moment he scored two goals in a game or reached double figures. He's worth £15-18m, tops. Remy's better than Doumbia but really, really doesn't want to play for us. I've seen Doumbia play against Bayern twice, he's good enough.

Also, didn't we already have a player very similar to him and decide he wasn't good enough (Routledge)?

I think I'm more sad about the reality that he's the best we can get in our current state.

Panic buy

Gouffran

Lucky

They are everything we are not. Hungry, dynamic and organised. And they cost like 1/4.

2 sitters

Sitter

Unreal levels of toilet

Been outplayed for 40 minutes. Change it

Hope he goes to Ollivander's only to find that no wand chooses him.

I think, for now at least, it looks like he's solved our tendency to get absolutely humped once a month instilled by the pardew-carver axis of toilet. He's absolutely not a world beater but he's respectable and seems to be trying to make the club respectable. I have time for him.