Theregulars

I love Vurnon

Great move

Was that the guy who said "Sorry Yoan, you're a nice lad, but you're rubbish"?

Cue 1 hour of holding on

Pardew has earned the benefit of the doubt, but I think the reason we get away with 4-4-2 is that Cabaye has the creative touch. That team looks instantly devoid of much in the way of creativity, unless it's fluid to have Remy and Gouffran as wing forwards with sissoko powering through the middle.

I hate Ashley but getting £35m for this goon was an incredible effort. Made all the sweeter by it being dalglish and Liverpool who paid it

I'm down with the apartment rental idea.

As if you haven't given me 21 Yorkie. GP supersedes the alphabet.

Alright, Garth Marenghi (dreamweaver).

I feel this point can't be emphasised strongly enough. Ps, make sure you get cash up front. Libellous. You forfeit your match ticket price when you abandoned me in Newcastle. "I'll pick you up tomorrow", he says, before a 7AM text excuse involving a grandmother. And I really wanted to hear more bellicose hubristic chat about (on the balance of interpretation) fictional conquests of women and orifice selection, so it was a doubly hurtful ditch.

Bumpetty bump! Is anyone driving up from London and up for a petrol split? It looks like I'm going to Newcastle 2 weekends in a row so can't be fucked with 2 extortionate train fares. Bear in mind, I'm a total cunt.

Pardew was blatantly taking the photo or talking to a girl off camera. Joe Kinnear driving the minibus.

I would like Brighton at home so we could stuff them.

And going on height I reckon krul is chewbacca

I think Gouffran is the iron man, bald head

Surely the joker is Coloccini?

Wrong ball

Don't think we've been that bad - just a poor refereeing decision, and two very lucky goals against. It happens.

Just 2 totally lucky as shit goals

Just not our night

Sissoko has been turboshit

That's a huge penalty

Is Santon injured?

Krul has been needlessly shaky

De Guzman is a diver