Elric

crazy, crazy money. Most expensive defender ever, if this comes off

Rafa calls for aid!

Binning any Chelsea players for the final week, them and Conte cost me dearly last round, tool-downing kernts Think I'll hoy in a mix of players from the teams battling for 4th place, I would have binned the 3 Spurs midfielders I have but after the dismantling of Leicester I might have to leave them in

Sell him to our new Chinese sponsor for organ harvesting.

Why does Gayle look about 13 there? What filter is that? Also, is that James Corden?

Well and truly RATTLED, marra. We relegated them.

If we ignore the obvious face and tattoo issues.... what the fuck's up with that 'fringe'?

Their attendances next year will be a sight to behold, like. Surely only the most massive of #ladsfans will remain. Fully expect around the 30k mark, with a mysterious illness culling around two fifths of the STID lot. Which is quite sad, really. I mean, those crisp-packet tornadoes aren't gonna fuel themselves.

Now they don't even have the hope of getting rid of this dour cunt to cling on to. The sweetest of treats :lol:

If Rafa gets his way i can't see that not being the case tbh. The mere fact he wanted a CM and winger in January means he knows we need both, plus it's obvious to pretty much everyone we don't have a 10 fit for purpose. Probably worth giving One Lung another punt tbh. Aye, into the Tyne.

Cattermole

Flatlined

If I was that old dude I'd be happier. Surely, at his age, he'll have accepted that they're never, ever going to have a shot at the title. Being in the champo won't preclude them from having a tilt at one of the cups (don't laugh). They won't be getting as many hidings in the championship, that's for sure. Surely none of them have actually enjoyed the last 10 years?

Despite the delusion among their number of what their soon to be decimated squad will achieve next season, one thing most of them will not have accounted for are the absolute shithouse referees. Good luck with that one

I think all that vigorous nodding has damaged Garth's brain, daft cunt. That squad (which there's no way in hell they'll keep together, anyway) will finish mid-table at best in the champo, lerllll

:lol: Enjoy, you cunts.

Can't believe they missed a chance to get a '386' (FTM) in there. Bewwwwwww.

Weird them talking about Brentford's Jota like he was only signed in January Also: "When Georgi Wijnaldum, Xherdan Shaqiri and Dimitri Payet all moved to mid-tier Premier League clubs who previously didn’t have the clout attract them, naturally others lost their place in the world’s most expensive league two years ago." Couldn't even go one fucking article without a sly dig

Love XKCD, like

Perhaps this was why his proposed move to Liverpool fell apart suddenly, rather than 'medical' issues (ie. they told him to do one after requesting a bung into his account).

I love how, even while getting sucked off, he's going over semantics with her. Her: "Three days worth" Him: "Well, a couple"

Tory life peer Baroness Brady? Close friend of the Camerons and Murdoch shill, that Karren Brady? Its a mystery m8

It will be into next year before owt is decided - court, appeals, etc. Only real winners will be the lawyers. Ironic if this is the way Ashley's hand is forced on a massive transfer splurge, the fear of an impending transfer ban (assuming we're promoted and no other sanctions take place)

Had Rashford and Valencia in, so obvs benched. Jose, you cunt