Elric

Whacked Ayew in the team, what with Swansea playing the mackems. Tempted to hoy Gomis in there as well and take the 4-point hit, guarantee those cunts would win just to spite me though.

Captained Aguero this week, so I await his own-goal hattrick before being sent off

22 points. Wildcard played

17 with 2 to play Fuck this week.

Already regretting having Depay and Rooney in like :-/ Must not panic... must not panic...

his batter became flavourless a few years ago tbh

"If you don’t follow your full-back again I’ll come and beat you up, understand?” Please, please chin Williamson.

Not emulating cunnilingus bonus - £0

Donating his wages to charity, apparently. Bet he never did that at his other clubs. Now he's earning minimum wage at Shamrock he's all about the charity. Greedy cunt. True though.

Kernt

:lol:

Edit: at Fifa 16, that is. Not the cheapness of human life in Qatar.

Can't bear to to look at that cunt, I'd love to chuck him face-first into a combine harvester

So this is Remploy's doing, bastards.

Voted 10, still think we're fucked

"Mr Johnson is not a paedo"

http://www.fubiz.net/2015/01/30/old-fashioned-soccer-jerseys/

Just applied for the role of head Bean Flicker at Brazzers.com. Carver has about the same chance as me.

Sacked Costa off and brought in Van Persie ©. So if we get our expected hiding at OT, at least there'll be some consolation.

Fuck this week. Costa © channeling the spirit of Shola. Hazard fucked. Just need the inevitable Stoke consolation goal to fuck my Ivanovic clean sheet.

Y u rest Clichy Pelgrini, old cunt Sigurdsson dead too, Jedniak and Wisdom come in to replace, woohoo

Costs for me, like.

20 points with everyone played apart from Falcao ©. Need him to fucking score 6 or something