Elric

Shows how much attention I've paid Cheers, I'll hoy some of theirs in

Can't really go against captaining Kane again this week, although I was tempted by going for Deeney, based on the assumption that Southampton heads will have dropped after the cup final defeat. But yeah, game week 28 is a ridiculous nightmare

Expecting a 4-5-0 for most of the game tbh

This. Warwick Hunt

Queue a million Arsenal Fan TV videos being uploaded: "Leicester sacked Ranieri and he won them the facking LEAGUE, innit fam, blud, you get me, why can't we do that, why is everything ruined forever blud, I'm sick of it, Wenger Wenger blud fam Wenger deserve blud blud fam Wenger...." etc.

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Jesus starts

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. Or, rather, I do. Captained this cunt, watch Pep start Aguero now. 48 points with this dude left. Howay!

Welled up a little at that pic of him asleep with Defoe like. Top class from him and the club

38 with only Ibra left to play, another shit week. That was Aguero's last chance like, if Guardiola is gonna bench him I might whack Jesus in (as I'd imagine a metric fuck-tonne of other people are about to do as well). Might put Lukaku in for Ibra as well. This fucking game, man

Gonna be funny as fuck watching that neck-tatooed cunt who does the arsenal videos crying about that one later like

Fit for 12 months?? And I spent 12 months etching hieroglyphs of Bruce Forsyth's left nipple on the walls of a martian pyramid with a space-laser, you fucking Dutch lunatic

Any tiny amount of goodwill he may have built up with the appointment of Rafa has gone for me, like. When Rafa eventually walks, which is just a matter of time, I'm done til this guy leaves. Hopefully in a casket, but we'll see.

Down to a 6 for me like, we're fragile as fuck. This fucking club, man.

Aguero dropped, fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

27 with only Ibra and Aguero left to play. Well fuck

We're fucked without this lad

Jesse Lingard now paid £95k per week :lol:

Yikes

Gayle's second cost me £180, strange-looking cunt

Nervy 2-1. 2-0 up by half time, they get one back around the 70th minute then absolutely batter us for the remainder ?

"It hurts Robbie... it hurts... hurts... hurts... hur..." Piss off man you crying-faced little bitch

Howe getting the Woll Smoth treatment