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Composed by Schar and Shortstaff

Previous headers in other games of exactly the same ilk suggests otherwise.

Sounds like the stadiums for this year's World Cup.

Joelinton, aka

And you can't read the numbers at a distance, these commentator lads from the Dutch police sketch off the Fast Show have had a torrid time

Willock is absolutely class with the ball at his feet in space

At least Riviere looked like he was trying and ran the channels bless him.

Literally Karl Darlow is the only player they can name when he gets the ball, this is atrocious. At least that chap from a few matches back wasn't afraid to get the players' names wrong

The co-comentator still can't get over the fact we subbed the whole team, taken him 8 minutes to Google all our players and what they look like

Wilson replaced by No.. number... number... w7, matty longstaff.

Commentator's resorted to reading out the first-half lineup in trying to figure out who everyone is while we have a real chance on goal

So lads, Chris Wood vs a Champions League defence...

Hauled off

Wasn't it a 1-2 between Miggy and Tripps?

Whole new XI for the second half maybe?

The scenes if ASM had scored two, Almiron's outplaying him so far in pre-season.

I think Almiron's a real confidence player. He's MUCH more direct with and without the ball now. Showing some actual quality in his play.

Almiron you sexy beast, all is forgiven.

'Call Forest back ASAP'

ASM is like Adam Traore from Wolves - our NUFC TV commentary team

Neither Longstaff nor Anderson can do what Joelinton does, we miss him badly, he brings balance. For me it's either Anderson or Longstaff, with Joelinton the first name on the teamsheet.

'I told you, he's amazing', this commentator making Jonathon Pearce look like a pro

I don't thgink anyone's expecting him to set the world alight vs Benfica when 2 months ago he played his last competitive match against a team getting relegated from the football league

3 in 5 this calendar year according to wikipedia