HawK

Aye cause Miggy has all that leopard DNA

We're doing well despite the goal down

Joelinton leading a pack of 3 Man City players around the pitch then dinks a lovely ball out to the right over a 4th City player.

HTL!

I have an irrational desire for us to sign Pulisic, dat USA-based commercial potential

I reckon he's more effective behind a striker where his pressing engine is better used, and his one-footedness is less of a limitation. Can't ever see us playing him there, though.

Tbf I think every team heading the Etihad will be thinking that, no shame really

It was off his body

And our striker?

Times like this I really wish we had a 'thumbs down' reaction to posts

Has a knack of passing to an assist

In the air too

Pope our MOTM

Might as well have Peter Crouch as a heading coach

If we bring on Shortstaff there'll be a Zoidberg-clone on the team's flight back

Not playing into the sun this half, might make a difference.

We can only be better this half. Come on lads.

Lack of ball retention and patience up there to bring our team up the pitch isn't helping either. I'd like Bruno on the ball in their half rather than ours if given the choice.

Gonna call it that he'll be rubbing the sunblock-infused sweat out of his eyes 10 mins in after coming on and blinding himself

Ok if you don't include friendlies, it is then I still have faith in him, but he's only had the ball a handful of times. I can't even imagine how many misplaced passes Maxi's had.

Nope, because neither of them are having their worst game of their Newcastle careers or on a yellow card.

The attempted Joelinton chant literally sounded like people were nodding off mid-word

Anderson on for ASM please