HawK

I love these posts from you Ian. It's like you took the red pill and are now fully conscient of how things really are. 'I was once like you...'

The MSPaint squiggling by 'Tom' and the hand-drawn S ffs

Hank fckin Scorpio ! THAT'S WHERE I'VE SEEN HIM BEFORE!!

At work so can't.. but Downfall as Adolf

Woodgate made the position of central defender look so stupidly easy in a way that I've only seen players like Ronaldinho make playing as an attacker seem easy. He was that good.

Considering he's easily one of the best NUFC players in the PL era

I'd say there's only 1 better dribbler on the planet than Hatem. Wij is like Rob Lee on crack

I don't think anyone can underestimate the shape of this team with Mitrovic leading the line. Regardless of his goals, he's a part of the jigsaw that gets Wij, Sissoko and now Shelvey on the ball so much.

Depends on the forward.

Dutch Nolan, i.e. can also play football as well as score.

Would say Shelvey takes more risks than Cabaye on his first showing at least. Cabaye was quite safe.

Colback mis hitting a cross again.

SHOOOOT

Did one of ours just kick one of theirs in the chest

He's always squinting, to be fair.

Wow Gouffran reminds me of when I played mini rugby as a kid and our winger forgot which way we were going so he ran the length of the field to score an own-try. We never saw him again after we all stopped laughing. Oh the harsh reality of being a 7 year old idiot.

Perez off? lol

That baby-crawl ball control is the last straw. Fuck off.

All walked by Jonjo

Why it's great

Their first XI is absolute class, I don't watch much of them but I would have thought they'd be pushing top 4 this season.

Yep our best player since Ben Arfa, probably better than him as he's more consistent. http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/No_99d127_876791.gif

Chelsea not safe at all. Can you imagine Burton Albion visiting Stamford Bridge for a league match? It could happen next season

Stream froze at same time they scored as if the whole internet smashed their keyboards at the same time.