HawK

Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest?

He's quality.

Or the Philippines Or Rotherham then.

Tore Northampton a third arsehole. Send him to Coventry to set up Arma for some more goals to toughen him up a bit.

Every single perfume guy I've met in any nightclub has been black and wore a bow tie

http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t322/frednut/dcv3oi.gif The TONGUE. Cannot unsee... :'( :'(

Can safely say we can forget about LW as being an issue, it's probably one of the strongest parts of our team now to be fair, along with RB/RW.

The Universal Scale of Unimaginable Arrogance

People probably just smiled as they silently thought he looked like the guy they'd bumped into him in the nightclub toilets the previous weekend who offered them some Hugo Boss.

Nailed it

Irks you a bit to have a player who actually gives a shit for a change? We haven't had that since Chris Hughton was manager.

I think there's more mileage in Stifler yet, actually.

for Fleetwood, ffs.

Look, you're s***. anita is a ok, he's better than colback at literally everything for example so he's not the priority for getting rid There's definitely a good player in there. At the very least there is a player in there that is a more than adequate squad member in our current situation. He's the least of our problems. Personally don't think there's space for anyone else in there. Except maybe Mugsy Bogues, and he might not be best to help our situation tbh.

Just need to offer Klopp a Red Bull.

Newcastle still above Sunderland

Don't go wasting my precious time.

Was amazed when I read that Dummett has been our fastest this season: http://talksport.com/football/revealed-top-six-fastest-players-premier-league-including-liverpool-and-manchester-united The stats are usually meaningless for this, crap defenders always find an extra 3MPH of 'OH SHIT' speed when they need to backtrack when out of position.

That's largely because the ball is nowhere near his feet when he is running 'with the ball' apart from when he is tapping it off the defenders legs like a Sunday afternoon amateur Undoubtedly

That's probably with the ball as well for Sissoko, no way he'd be running about without it or backtracking. He's got the rare ability to run top pelt with the ball.

End of the day, we're miles ahead now of plan A Krul punt to Cisse which can only be a good thing. Colo's passing is underrated, I think he's fantastic and to have him and Shelvey spotting passes bodes well.

On the ball - Shelvey Off the ball - Cabaye

I didn't suggest that he is only capable of producing good performances with the cameras on, but you have to admit there is a rather concerning pattern. It looked like he was just going for some Fifa accomplishments yesterday by running with the ball as much as possible.