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Aye I can imagine the Negative Nancys living somewhere like that actually.

Just remember him being quality from the little I saw of him. A LB that actually got in the box, was our first decent LB since Enriqué if memory servers.

Sneaky screenies for those of us above a certain age who don't use instagram?

Ah, a nice photo of our once great striker, Sir Les Lerdinand.

And Matt Ritchie, what an important person to have around the squad. We've got some real good eggs here.

What an amazing lad, top bloke. That his happiest moments ever in a Newcastle shirt are when his brother scored against Man Utd and Burn got his goal against Leicester speaks volumes.

Our quarterback

In deep concentration, looking to the sky to remember his canned, media-trained responses Bless

Best time for him to be called up - it validates his whole approach this season. That he's kept doing it his way, playing that destroyer role while adding goals to his game as well., has got him there. If he wasn't going to get a call up after a season like that, it might have put nagging doubts in his head about trying to change his game to get into the squad. Instead, Brazil are thinking differently and changing their approach by bringing in Joelinton. Well done Big Joe, you deserve every success and accolade that comes your way.

Gives me Juve vibes for some reason, but in a good way.

Clearly he's been watching videos of Miggy's 1-2s with Bruno

Any idea of where this puts in relation to other clubs' revenue for main shirt sponsors ?

What a bump

The Jacob Murphy league table.

Maddison hattrick, lose 3-4.

Inject the shit out of Longstaff's foot to get 70 minutes out of him for this game please

Point away at Elland Road whilst playing shockingly, take that all day long.

Has anyone ever seen Gordon run when he doesn't have the ball, whether we're in possession or not ?

Jay Jay Okocha was great for them in that era

Don't listen to the haters @mikejaxer, I appreciate the visuals

Allardyce to Leeds is giving me Kinnear to us vibes, granted the amount of time away was nowhere near what Kinnear had, but football's changed so much, he's not evolved at all. I bet if you asked him if he's had media training he'd say he didn't know the player yet but hopes to get to know him soon enough.

We've got the better player.

I think you're reading too much into my post, if you go back through my posts you'll find I'm far from Maxi's greatest critic. Maxi dribbles with his head down, Isak dribbles with his head up, he's on another level.

I could have seen us getting a 6-1 against an abject Spurs side, but I would never have thought we'd have gone and scored 5 at Goodison.

Where are Everton?