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Would love a re-run in the Brazilian media of the notorious 'we didn't know you were THAT good' interview, hopefully alongside Bruno who then launches into the interviewer.

There's an alternate reality somewhere where Joelinton is still shit, we're being managed by Chris Wilder, Murphy has been released and Trippier has just won Man Utd's player of the season for 2022-2023. Between that reality and ours, I'd have to say that our reality is the fantasy. And we're living it

English lout disrespects local customs and thinks he's king of the world gets a shock when local customs bites him in the arse.

Gosh I had forgotten that, how he had no idea where Jetro played and the whole palaver was caught on camera and he tried to deny everything in the following days. Started well for us didn't he, Brucie

Aye I can imagine the Negative Nancys living somewhere like that actually.

Just remember him being quality from the little I saw of him. A LB that actually got in the box, was our first decent LB since Enriqué if memory servers.

Sneaky screenies for those of us above a certain age who don't use instagram?

Ah, a nice photo of our once great striker, Sir Les Lerdinand.

And Matt Ritchie, what an important person to have around the squad. We've got some real good eggs here.

What an amazing lad, top bloke. That his happiest moments ever in a Newcastle shirt are when his brother scored against Man Utd and Burn got his goal against Leicester speaks volumes.

Our quarterback

In deep concentration, looking to the sky to remember his canned, media-trained responses Bless

Best time for him to be called up - it validates his whole approach this season. That he's kept doing it his way, playing that destroyer role while adding goals to his game as well., has got him there. If he wasn't going to get a call up after a season like that, it might have put nagging doubts in his head about trying to change his game to get into the squad. Instead, Brazil are thinking differently and changing their approach by bringing in Joelinton. Well done Big Joe, you deserve every success and accolade that comes your way.

Gives me Juve vibes for some reason, but in a good way.

Clearly he's been watching videos of Miggy's 1-2s with Bruno

Any idea of where this puts in relation to other clubs' revenue for main shirt sponsors ?

What a bump

The Jacob Murphy league table.

Maddison hattrick, lose 3-4.

Inject the shit out of Longstaff's foot to get 70 minutes out of him for this game please

Point away at Elland Road whilst playing shockingly, take that all day long.

Has anyone ever seen Gordon run when he doesn't have the ball, whether we're in possession or not ?

Jay Jay Okocha was great for them in that era

Don't listen to the haters @mikejaxer, I appreciate the visuals