Decky

Great title.

It started on here earlier:

Knowing our luck there'll be something in the terms of the sale about keeping SD adverts.

What a massively shit job to have.

The Queen's Big Night Out. Tuesday night sorted.

Searching clothes man, what the fuck?

Before I thought there was no chance this would happen, but I'm worried now. We're definitely finishing no higher than 17th. If the mackems can manage 7 points we're going down.

The main trolling for me is plastering Sports Direct all over SJP. Changing it's name. Taking down the iconic Newcastle United sign etc. Shit like that is almost certainly to piss off the fans. The Sports Direct Arena ffs.

It'd be worse than it is now if we go down. We'd be fighting relegation again with Carver ffs.

I really hope we get confirmation on that.

Watching this on the PS4 with a headset and the sound of Carver's licking is turning my stomach.

Great to see pundits coming round to our problem.

Quinn fighting back the tears.

Why are Sky praising the subs? None of them were involved in the goal.

We still have to play away to Leicester and QPR. Certainly not out of the woods yet but it's unlikely.

Yep. Swansea next.

Bring on the post match lick fest.

Now ujpest doza has to go home to the wife.

6 defeats in a row.

Why the fuck did he come here?

Could do with Spurs getting a 3rd so the morons start leaving before full time.

Point for the Toon and a few hours away from the wife. Fucking smashing.

Fighting for the set penis.

I wish the post match interviewers asked proper questions, starting with why the fuck did he take Abeid off.

He probably just can't be fucked anymore. We're a shell of a club so why bother?