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Best of luck Chrissy, great to see you back in the PL I honestly think he'll do a decent job at Norwich.

Terry could be out you say? Good, he's another player who's been declining and I really think having him in the team is more of a detriment than a benefit (he did make quite a few mistakes this season while playing for Chelsea). I have faith in Jagielka and Lescott.

The week has gone by so quickly, ah the return of competitive football! Very much looking forward to tomorrow. Though, as of next week, I really need to start going to work early so that I can make it back home in time for the 5pm kick offs.

Uh oh. Well, there's going to be a lot of people losing money then...

Shearer saying 'united' He also shouldn't be allowed to interview anyone, looks awkward as fuck

You need to post in this thread, mate: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,76584.0.html

Lots and lots of sauces!

If he gets the job, then best of luck to him. Will be great to see him back in the PL and indeed St. James'

Roy's doing the business already then. Slowly but surely

Work sweepstake time - I got Italy. A team I don't particularly see doing too well. I don't know why but I fancy Ireland to surprise us all and get through the group stages

Judging from the article, it sounds as if SSN are the only ones sounding the move:

Surprising? Nah.

#ThingsHarderThanJoeyBarton currently trending on Twitter

Jamais.

M'Vila could actually make the England game, from what I've heard anyway.

Basically if we want the lad deal has to be concluded before this weekend otherwise we end up with Clyne. Not necessarily a bad thing mind. It's a decent contingency plan.

Martin should be the ideal replacement for Hazard. Good player.

Canny, looking forward to see him breaking into the first team Seems to be highly rated so we may have a potential star here, best of luck to him.

FOOTBALL Can't wait. Hopefully Euro 2012 will be as good as 2008 - that really was a great tournament (mainly down to Turkey!).

If the actual team is anywhere near this, then GB will have a great chance of winning a medal imho.

Bailed pending further inquiries.

Well then, disregard my two posts above! The man's an idiot.

We missed you, Lee.

He'll tell us later... Can't wait.

Only just seen the photo, so err aye, good on Barton for not punching them in front of the police